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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick

I haven’t talked to the mother-to-be for a few days, but the grandmother-to-be says she thinks around the first week in December.


2,521 posted on 04/29/2009 7:37:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

Going to be a long, hot summer for the mother-to-be.


2,522 posted on 04/29/2009 7:48:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Slip18

“Madainn Mhath” Slip18. Slowly waking up...


2,523 posted on 04/29/2009 7:49:57 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Tax-chick

Nah. She’s in Puget Sound: Ft. Lewis, to be exact. She’ll be fine.


2,524 posted on 04/29/2009 7:50:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face
I was just informed that I’m going to be a great-gramma!

Congratulations!

2,525 posted on 04/29/2009 7:51:28 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face

Eeew, soggy!


2,526 posted on 04/29/2009 7:52:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: sionnsar

Thanks!
Morning, sion!


2,527 posted on 04/29/2009 7:52:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes, but “cooler” than here! Or even Idaho, where she is from.


2,528 posted on 04/29/2009 7:53:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; SandyInSeattle
Nah. She’s in Puget Sound: Ft. Lewis, to be exact. She’ll be fine.

Yup. Mild summers here. Does that mean you'll be up our way sometime, 'Face?

2,529 posted on 04/29/2009 7:53:17 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Tax-chick

So what’s wrong with soggy, eh?


2,530 posted on 04/29/2009 7:54:17 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

No personal offense to the well-dampened, of course! I think it’s great that we can all have different climates.


2,531 posted on 04/29/2009 7:55:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: sionnsar

One can only hope, sion. I would love to go but my daughter has bone dibs on visits, once the baby is here.

It’s possible the hubby will be deployed, so she will need company.


2,532 posted on 04/29/2009 7:56:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Tax-chick

The only country in the world that can say that.


2,533 posted on 04/29/2009 7:57:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: NicknamedBob

2,534 posted on 04/29/2009 8:09:36 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

2,535 posted on 04/29/2009 8:13:53 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Saiga 12 shotgun - When the Zombies see it, they'll sh*t bricks.)
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To: CholeraJoe

I guess I’ll have to wait until this afternoon to see that. I have a red x.


2,536 posted on 04/29/2009 8:18:59 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

You can copy the URL into a new window.


2,537 posted on 04/29/2009 8:42:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Monkey Face

I just have to say PHHHHHHTH! to people who turn up on celebrity gossip threads and announce “The world is coming to an end and you’re talking about *this*?!?!?! Who the Bleep cares!!!?”

Just go save the world, already, and let the rest of us smirk at Mel Gibson’s ugly new $400M girlfriend. Whom are we hurting?

/rant off.


2,538 posted on 04/29/2009 8:45:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Tax-chick

Problem is likely filtering by my proxy server, I’m at that dirty four-letter word that begins with “W.”


2,539 posted on 04/29/2009 8:49:19 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Oh, that! Well, it’s just a picture with some cartoon characters, nothing inappropriate.


2,540 posted on 04/29/2009 8:50:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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