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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick
Mimi would do it, if I gave her reason to be mad at me.
2,461
posted on
04/28/2009 4:13:13 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I have cat belly on my sleeping face most nights. It seems to be something about the “breathe in: breathe out” technique.
The late Tokyo was a rescue who was blind. She waited for me in front of the door every day, and when she heard the key in the door, she would move aside.
She was one of my favorite kittehs. Along with PV the Great!
2,462
posted on
04/28/2009 4:15:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Kearen thankfully does not do the cat belly on face thing.
No, she sits beside my head and places her back against my head and pushes.
2,463
posted on
04/28/2009 4:16:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick
Ah. Tokyo was a long hair tabby...grey with blue crossed eyes (hence, the name!)
No one could touch the mats on her back but me. Somehow, she knew I loved her from the start. She would check out my room by walking along the baseboards, and without even a hesitation, she jumped on my chest as I was lying on my sofa watching TV.
My roommate’s daughter was totally amazed when she saw Tokyo there. But The Rose knew...
2,464
posted on
04/28/2009 4:19:27 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Darksheare
How about marmalade and peanut butter?
2,465
posted on
04/28/2009 4:20:31 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
OOh!
That’d be mean since he’s strapped down with crepe paper.
2,466
posted on
04/28/2009 4:21:16 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick
Wednesday has probably never been so well cared-for and doesn’t know how to handle it. I’m so glad you have her!!
2,467
posted on
04/28/2009 4:27:05 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Darksheare
2,468
posted on
04/28/2009 4:27:27 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
I know, that would be pretty darn funny.
2,469
posted on
04/28/2009 4:28:28 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
2,470
posted on
04/28/2009 4:30:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
That’s great!
I’m glad to hear that!
2,471
posted on
04/28/2009 4:30:21 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Fangs!
It was good for a start, but I had an appointment this morning and had to fill out papers. *sigh*
LOTS of corrections.... :o[
2,472
posted on
04/28/2009 4:33:11 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
LOL, my day was kind of like that.
2,473
posted on
04/28/2009 4:39:01 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I had two good days, so I won’t complain!
They come so rarely, and so seldom are close together that I don’t dare complain about what I couldn’t do!
:o])
2,474
posted on
04/28/2009 4:43:34 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Tax-chick; fanfan
I guess I have less to complain about than I thought.
My cat sleeps at the foot of the bed.
.
Now, about the dogs ...
2,475
posted on
04/28/2009 4:54:50 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Dogs sleep at the foot of the bed. Cats sleep wherever they choose.
Hi, Bob!!
2,476
posted on
04/28/2009 4:58:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
These dogs surround the leader of the pack, she who makes the magic sounds.
Every night is a three-dog night, and she complains about the heat.
2,477
posted on
04/28/2009 5:06:32 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Wednesday has forgiven me. She followed me into the bathroom and told me she was Desperately Offended, but she would let me scratch her, anyway.
2,478
posted on
04/28/2009 5:09:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: NicknamedBob
She Who Makes Magic Sounds should be obeyed. Perhaps you should be grateful that it is not YOU who sleeps at the foot of the bed!! ;o]
2,479
posted on
04/28/2009 5:11:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Tax-chick
Wednesday obviously knows which side of the bread the butter is on. Besides: tomorrow is Her Day.
:o]
2,480
posted on
04/28/2009 5:13:13 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
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