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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
Now to get three million gallons of melted carob and put it under pressure.
*wincing*
2,441
posted on
04/28/2009 12:44:48 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
2,442
posted on
04/28/2009 12:51:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Or just have Nadler sit on it.
2,443
posted on
04/28/2009 12:58:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
2,444
posted on
04/28/2009 1:01:01 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Course he might eat it til he bursts.
2,445
posted on
04/28/2009 1:03:35 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
2,446
posted on
04/28/2009 1:04:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Yeah.
Until he splodes from eating too much carob.
2,447
posted on
04/28/2009 1:07:43 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
2,448
posted on
04/28/2009 1:08:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
2,449
posted on
04/28/2009 2:44:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: A_cool_guy
This Mexican suffering from the swine flu walks in the bar...
To: Revolting cat!
So? Finish the joke, already!!!
LOL!
2,451
posted on
04/28/2009 2:55:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Detective: The victimwas secured to the chair with crepe paper and beaten to death with cold biscotti.
Victim (Still in chair): I’m not dead!
Detective: Silence! We’re the professionals, and we’ve determined that you expired! Have more biscotti!
*Smack!*
2,452
posted on
04/28/2009 4:03:46 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
I combed a mat out of Wednesday’s fur. She hates me now.
2,453
posted on
04/28/2009 4:05:20 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Darksheare
Ah. You forgot to give the victim a choice between strawberry jam and molasses.
2,454
posted on
04/28/2009 4:08:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Tax-chick
Wednesday will forgive you by tomorrow. I had to cut the mats out of Tokyo Rose’s hair. She was my devoted fiend from then until she died.
2,455
posted on
04/28/2009 4:09:36 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
You are doomed to have cat belly on your sleeping face tonight.
You must give her proper tribute and bribes to prevent death by cat belly.
2,456
posted on
04/28/2009 4:10:51 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
Wednesday doesn’t like being brushed, but she’s shedding a lot. Fortunately she’s a shorthair, so the comb was enough to get the mat out.
2,457
posted on
04/28/2009 4:10:52 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Monkey Face
Marmalade, it’s his only choice.
2,458
posted on
04/28/2009 4:11:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
She doesn’t do that - too nervous. Shannon used to sleep on our pillows when she was a kitten, but she’s too big now.
2,459
posted on
04/28/2009 4:11:33 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Mimi loved being fussed over.
She’d prance and preen if she saw me pull out the comb.
Then she’d do this loud rumbling decidedly non-housecat purr.
2,460
posted on
04/28/2009 4:12:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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