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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: sionnsar
Good morning! I’m going to have to turn the a.c. on this afternoon. It was 82 in the house yesterday (at the thermostat - hotter upstairs) and only made it to 72 overnight. Yesterday morning it was 66!
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:53:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:55:50 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
Never trust a zombie without teeth.
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posted on
04/25/2009 6:39:59 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Good morning! Here is Pat looking for breakfast, already.
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posted on
04/25/2009 7:21:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
I think my mom’s answer to that problem was “cold cereal”.
Still works today.
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posted on
04/25/2009 7:32:32 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
That’s what he’s having. When it’s lunch time (in half an hour ;-), they can have “Anzac Biscuits.” DP says they look like high-fiber protein bars (lots of butter), which makes sense if they were supposed to be nourishing to a wartime population.
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posted on
04/25/2009 7:37:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Make Ranger Pudding, then send him out loose upon the unsuspecting world.
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posted on
04/25/2009 8:41:14 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick
Good morning / evening. Day of touring is done, checked in at the airport hotel, and am working on more photos.
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posted on
04/25/2009 8:46:02 AM PDT
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sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; All
That baby can’t be very old!!
But the kitteh is so tolerant! LOL!
Good morning!
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posted on
04/25/2009 9:04:52 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Darksheare
ANZAC biscuits were a hit with the family, and I took some out to the neighborhood gravel project. There are still some left for supper.
Closed the house up, as it’s hotter outside than in. Maybe the ac will turn on; it’s set for 80.
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posted on
04/25/2009 9:32:06 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Monkey Face
Morning. Pictures coming shortly.
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posted on
04/25/2009 9:32:29 AM PDT
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sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick
Your using your biscuits as gravel?
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posted on
04/25/2009 9:54:03 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I just discovered that my neighbor cannot sing.)
To: All; Dead Corpse; LibreOuMort

To begin with, one last picture from the Colorado last night:

This morning I bought an all-day pass for city transit, so I could get about on these little trams and spare my feet a bit.

First stop was the Sibelius Park (aka Sibeliuksen puisto / Sibeliusparken) with the Sibelius Monument. I got there just in time. As I started to leave several busloads of tourists pulled up.

On the back (West) side was a nice view of an inlet but I'm not even going to try to essay its Finnish name...

Moving on, I next visited the Tempeli Aukio. This church is built down into the rock (there seems to be little soil around Helsinki -- the bedrock shows everywhere) and because it is ringed close with residence blocks is impossible to photograph unless one were to have access to upper floors of those buildings. Nevertheless, I tried.

Then I went on a jaunt from the eastern end of Helsinki to the Western, to visit the "Tuernio kirkko/Dom kyrka" -- I guess that means Dome Church. I was afraid that with lots of places to sit in the sun the steps would be thronged with the sun-seeking Finns I saw elsewhere, but it wasn't so bad.

The plaza in front of it, surrounded by pre-modern architecture, was dramatic.
Dead Corpse, have anything like this in St. Paul?

And then finally to the "Uspenskin Katedral/Uspenski Cathedral" -- a dramatic Greek orthodox church I'd spotted a few nights ago.

The view from there was interesting. Above everything else rose the spires of churches, as with this one.
Then it was another jaunt on the trams back to the hotel, pick up my bags, and off to the train station where I caught the bus to the airport hotel.
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posted on
04/25/2009 9:56:10 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
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posted on
04/25/2009 9:57:05 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Well, at least they spelled Colorado right!
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posted on
04/25/2009 10:00:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: sionnsar
I find the rest of the photos really quite interesting!
Thanks!
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posted on
04/25/2009 10:02:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: ThomasThomas
No, too soft. I fed them to the neighbors.
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posted on
04/25/2009 10:07:31 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: sionnsar
Very interesting place! Did the sun-seekers have clothes on? When it got warm and sunny in Amsterdam in April, the locals started stripping! (Unfortunately ...)
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posted on
04/25/2009 10:09:57 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
Hello! Oatmeal and ground flax with peanutbutter and cocoa, here. Plus milkand Splenda.
How are you and your frisky fetus?
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posted on
04/25/2009 10:23:23 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Whisper sweet words of epistemology in your ear and speak of the pompitous of love. SteveMillerBand)
To: Mrs. Don-o
I don’t think they had peanut butter in New Zealand in 1916, or they’d surely have included some. Also chocolate chips! Der Prinz is wonking on the recipe to make energy bars; the butter makes it all stick together, unlike my granola, which just lay there.
We’re feeling okay. A little hot, but I plan to lie down under a fan with Wednesday in a little while.
How are you?
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posted on
04/25/2009 10:27:33 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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