Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
Well! That’s over. Lucky is inspecting his new digs, and Janice is inspecting him. I was afraid I’d give him a coronary, trying to catch him, but thankfully, his cage was small.
I’ll get a net before I have to put them all in the flight cage. I think he’ll do just fine. He’s chirping, now, so we’ll see....
Schrödinger Splodinger?
Heisenberg’s Exploding Radio.
Maybe it’ll splode to metal, maybe it’ll splode to classical.
That'd be a public service there...
Huh... Helsinki looks a LOT like St. Paul, MN.
Heisenberg/Schroedinger’s Exploding Disappearing Radio Cat?
Oops! I forgot to add you!!
*Bad idea that sounds like a plan generated*
“You’re now listening to Kay Eye Ell Ell radio, the fifty thousand watt sound of total radiowave annihilation! Caller, you’re on the air!”
*Sounds of screaming overtop faux technology sound effects*
“Alright! You’re with the program!”
‘Get it away from me!’
See how easy that was?
*Fzzzzap-kablowie!*
"...and the thunder rolls..."
*Screeitch-bang!*
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
*Thuda-boooom!*
“I wriote the songs that make the whole world...”
*Skreee-KABOOM!*
Yeah... But that’s not fair using that song. It’ll make your head e’splode without the Telefragger.
You got that right!
My head is trying to ‘splode just thinking of it.
*ARRRGGGHHHH*
But it’s somewhat ironic in that sense.
“Burnin’ Burnin’ Disco Inf-” BWOOOMPH!*
:’Face is running down the corridor, laughing maniacally:
I’ve mentioned all that. Maybe a little more sense will kick in before she’s 21 ;-).
I left part of a roast beef sandwich on the counter for Sally, and Ash ate it! Bread, cheese, and meat all gone, lettuce and onion on the floor. Now she’s begging for chips.
Ah!
Mention that 33 year old D-shere has joint and muscle problems from smearing himself all over the face of the Earth, sometimes violently enough to eject safety equipment.
Wait, this may reinforce the idea that “if HE lived through it..”
Hmm.
See above - pay attention to Darksheare!
My father was older than I am when he got a motorcycle.
He was careful, knew what he was doing, and still wiped out on stones that he couldn’t see.
Overextended his knee in that one.
His brother-in-law, my Uncle Phil, had ridden motorcycles for thirty or forty years.
He got rid of his due to the way people drive these days.
Nobody looks out for motorcycles, and he said it was no way to die.
And.. guys these days see a lady on a bike and think she’s something she isn’t, and will drive closer to the bike while being stupid.
People these days just are not careful, considerate, or seemingly aware of spatial relations of moving objects.
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