*Bad idea that sounds like a plan generated*
“You’re now listening to Kay Eye Ell Ell radio, the fifty thousand watt sound of total radiowave annihilation! Caller, you’re on the air!”
*Sounds of screaming overtop faux technology sound effects*
“Alright! You’re with the program!”
‘Get it away from me!’
See how easy that was?
*Fzzzzap-kablowie!*
"...and the thunder rolls..."
*Screeitch-bang!*
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
*Thuda-boooom!*