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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face

We’re having hamburgers on the egg.

Is that good enough?

Oh, and ice cream for dessert.


2,121 posted on 04/22/2009 5:07:26 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Save that burger! I’m on my way!


2,122 posted on 04/22/2009 5:09:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

*HUG*


2,123 posted on 04/22/2009 5:20:52 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Same to ya!
And with that, I’m off to bed, as my hands are hurting.


2,124 posted on 04/22/2009 5:26:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Have a good night, Sis.


2,125 posted on 04/22/2009 5:44:19 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

He played for practice tonight, but he didn’t have a thumbnail. I guess he can get it replaced tomorrow!

I just came in here to feed the catz. Good night, everyone!


2,126 posted on 04/22/2009 7:16:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob
Found a solution to our mosquito problem. Lasers.

Of course, the units we have here are a bit more advanced, but I think I can rig some of the hallway cameras as beam projectors.

Or is this a bad idea?

2,127 posted on 04/22/2009 8:45:23 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; All
Good morning all.

Sunny and cold here in Helsinki. Bus to work leaves in 45 minutes. Folks are going to be dragging today -- we didn't get back to the hotel from dinner until midnight or later.

Photobucket Here's the business park where we're working. (It's actually mostly one large corporation.)
Photobucket A traffic circle + light on the way back to the hotel. Notice -- no snow, but no greenery yet.
Photobucket These trams (in German: "street trains") run all over. They have identical trams in Vienna.
Photobucket We walked across much of downtown Helsinki to dinner. (Like Vienna, it's a small city.) We passed this Lutheran church, largest in the country our host said.
Photobucket Near the restaurant was this Greek(?) Orthodox church. Finland is mostly Lutheran but there's a strong Orthodox element.
Photobucket ALmost there. The harbor looking east. The city is behind and to the left. I should add this is 8 PM.
Photobucket Our group (half of it); the restaurant is on the right halfway down.
Photobucket One of those shots...
Enjoy. I have to finish getting ready for the day.

2,128 posted on 04/22/2009 9:24:27 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

Good morning. I have to go to Wal-mart.


2,129 posted on 04/23/2009 5:27:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

2,130 posted on 04/23/2009 5:29:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; All
Good Morning everybody!

Sion, love those photos of Helsinki. It looks like a lovely city.

Did you try your Gaelic out on the natives? LOL!

2,131 posted on 04/23/2009 5:36:13 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

OldTax-lady and her friends have been to Helsinki. They did a tour of “Northern European Capitals” a few years ago.


2,132 posted on 04/23/2009 5:41:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Pippin; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; All
G'Mernin' Pippin...

81oF on tap for today. Supposed to be the last nice day here until Tuesday.

I get to deal with Sprint/Nextel phone support today. We've had online testing going on the last few days, hence my absence. Granted, our Sprint Rep is a fantastic gal who has really gone the extra mile for us, but the rest of her company bites horse apples.

How are things in your world?

2,133 posted on 04/23/2009 5:41:51 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Dead Corpse; Pippin; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Good weather here today.

I am forced to go out and enjoy it.


2,134 posted on 04/23/2009 5:45:42 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

Nice here, too. I am forced to stay in and work, except when I go to Wal-mart. Which is also “in.”


2,135 posted on 04/23/2009 5:46:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: NicknamedBob
I am forced to go out and enjoy it.

I feel for you. Here I am, safely cocooned in the depths of a concrete building with only the soft glow of flourescent lighting and the gentle hum of my machines to disturb my meditations.

None of that nasty "fresh air" or sunshine for me... It's all yours.

2,136 posted on 04/23/2009 5:48:29 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Dead Corpse

Going just great here though the weather can’t decide if it’s gonna be Winter Spring or just run right into Summer. Typical!


2,137 posted on 04/23/2009 5:51:13 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Tax-chick
Y'all are making me jealous now!

I love to travel!

2,138 posted on 04/23/2009 5:52:03 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: NicknamedBob
That gives me an idea!

I'm going out to enjoy a nice dry day for once this week :o)

2,139 posted on 04/23/2009 5:53:09 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Dead Corpse

Ah, yes. The dulcet soothingness of humming transformers as in “Joe Versus the Volcano”. What a comfort.


2,140 posted on 04/23/2009 5:53:16 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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