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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face

You did it again! I figured out enough of the directions to determine that I have to go to the bank for a notarized signature. If Anoreth doesn’t show up with the car shortly, I guess I’ll take the van.


2,101 posted on 04/22/2009 12:27:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, it was just sitting there...
OK. So I’m guilty. Maybe it falls into the “age before beauty” category?


2,102 posted on 04/22/2009 12:34:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

I had to go in the kitchen for a while. Bill did four sections of his test (out of six) and then mumbled off. He can do the other two tomorrow - math that’s much easier than what he’s doing for his class. Tom’s about to finish his last section. He can come with me to the bank; Petunia just showed up with the car.


2,103 posted on 04/22/2009 12:40:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

I’d go out to my truck, just for the warmth, but if I tried to open a door, I’d need a potholder. Yah. Like that.


2,104 posted on 04/22/2009 12:43:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Back from the bank. I can copy all the pages when we go to church tonight. With all the work we do, I don’t feel bad about a little Xeroxing ;-).


2,105 posted on 04/22/2009 1:42:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
I’ve done that.


2,106 posted on 04/22/2009 1:44:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Now I have to make supper. Anoreth is going out with her Girl Scout troop, but the rest of the Horde will expect to eat here.


2,107 posted on 04/22/2009 1:53:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick
DP was not able to get his nail fixed last night.

Any news?

2,108 posted on 04/22/2009 4:17:24 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Monkey Face

Were you baking today?


2,109 posted on 04/22/2009 4:18:48 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Did you smell something lucious coming from my oven?


2,110 posted on 04/22/2009 4:20:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL. You said you needed a pot holder for the truck door.


2,111 posted on 04/22/2009 4:25:18 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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Oh. That’s only because it was 95 degrees. 5%. sw @ 5 mph


2,112 posted on 04/22/2009 4:39:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh.
Is that all?

;-)


2,113 posted on 04/22/2009 4:44:18 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I love it! For a while, I felt almost warm!


2,114 posted on 04/22/2009 4:45:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

We are supposed to get to 78 on Sat, which with humidity, will feel like 86f.

:-)


2,115 posted on 04/22/2009 4:48:28 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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Tomorrow, we will be cooler, I think. At least the barometer tells me so.


2,116 posted on 04/22/2009 4:50:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

I know what you mean.

I wore my long underwear to work again today, after trying to get by without them the day before.

Tomorrows high is 53f.


2,117 posted on 04/22/2009 4:51:01 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

*shudder*


2,118 posted on 04/22/2009 4:51:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s all the ‘climate change’ we’re having.

We have a fire going, in honour of Earth Day.


2,119 posted on 04/22/2009 4:54:41 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Hot chocolate? With rum? Marshmallows? Chocolate chip cookies?

I’m comin’ to YOUR house, Girl!


2,120 posted on 04/22/2009 4:56:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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