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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
You did it again! I figured out enough of the directions to determine that I have to go to the bank for a notarized signature. If Anoreth doesn’t show up with the car shortly, I guess I’ll take the van.
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posted on
04/22/2009 12:27:17 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
Well, it was just sitting there...
OK. So I’m guilty. Maybe it falls into the “age before beauty” category?
2,102
posted on
04/22/2009 12:34:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
I had to go in the kitchen for a while. Bill did four sections of his test (out of six) and then mumbled off. He can do the other two tomorrow - math that’s much easier than what he’s doing for his class. Tom’s about to finish his last section. He can come with me to the bank; Petunia just showed up with the car.
2,103
posted on
04/22/2009 12:40:40 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
I’d go out to my truck, just for the warmth, but if I tried to open a door, I’d need a potholder. Yah. Like that.
2,104
posted on
04/22/2009 12:43:31 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
Back from the bank. I can copy all the pages when we go to church tonight. With all the work we do, I don’t feel bad about a little Xeroxing ;-).
2,105
posted on
04/22/2009 1:42:40 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
2,106
posted on
04/22/2009 1:44:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
Now I have to make supper. Anoreth is going out with her Girl Scout troop, but the rest of the Horde will expect to eat here.
2,107
posted on
04/22/2009 1:53:07 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
DP was not able to get his nail fixed last night.Any news?
2,108
posted on
04/22/2009 4:17:24 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face
2,109
posted on
04/22/2009 4:18:48 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Did you smell something lucious coming from my oven?
2,110
posted on
04/22/2009 4:20:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
LOL. You said you needed a pot holder for the truck door.
2,111
posted on
04/22/2009 4:25:18 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Oh. That’s only because it was 95 degrees. 5%. sw @ 5 mph
2,112
posted on
04/22/2009 4:39:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
2,113
posted on
04/22/2009 4:44:18 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I love it! For a while, I felt almost warm!
2,114
posted on
04/22/2009 4:45:36 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
We are supposed to get to 78 on Sat, which with humidity, will feel like 86f.
:-)
2,115
posted on
04/22/2009 4:48:28 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Tomorrow, we will be cooler, I think. At least the barometer tells me so.
2,116
posted on
04/22/2009 4:50:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
I know what you mean.
I wore my long underwear to work again today, after trying to get by without them the day before.
Tomorrows high is 53f.
2,117
posted on
04/22/2009 4:51:01 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
2,118
posted on
04/22/2009 4:51:57 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
It’s all the ‘climate change’ we’re having.
We have a fire going, in honour of Earth Day.
2,119
posted on
04/22/2009 4:54:41 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Hot chocolate? With rum? Marshmallows? Chocolate chip cookies?
I’m comin’ to YOUR house, Girl!
2,120
posted on
04/22/2009 4:56:11 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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