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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: NicknamedBob
Excellent point. Overripe. Nothing against my neighbors at all!
If I run into the folks across the street later, I’ll see if they want some ice cream. I’m tired of washing all the dishes the overnight people leave in the sink!
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posted on
04/22/2009 5:18:22 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What's so scary about a little baby?)
To: Tax-chick
That’s why ice cream cones were invented. No dishes to wash!
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posted on
04/22/2009 5:23:51 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
They’d still use the scoops, and also, I’d need to clean up the drips. I’m finding the overnight people more annoying every day. I’d try sleeping in, but it would all still be there in the afternoon ...
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posted on
04/22/2009 5:28:59 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: HKMk23
Nice photos. You’re riht about the buildings; the place just screams “austere!” LOL -- you haven't seen *austere*! I was thinking these were rather nice, in an austere sort of way. Really austere: Copenhagen and post-WWII Berlin.
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posted on
04/22/2009 5:31:47 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Bill says we all have trichinosis in our noses. I hope it’s not true. Also that the author of his history book is a dingdong. If he’d just finish the history course, he wouldn’t have deal with her ever again!
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posted on
04/22/2009 6:33:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Monkey Face
Well, I’m back. I had a nice lunch with my prayer group. Now it’s time to start making supper ;-).
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posted on
04/22/2009 11:04:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
OMGosh!
I can’t believe I’ve done nothing but read the news on FR this morning!
I’ve been derelict in my duties, and for that, I need to celebrate earth day by turning on my A/C. I’ve already gone some place twice when one trip would have sufficed, and I’m leaving lights on. Hm...what else can I do?
I know! I can keep posting here and using up bandwidth!!
*er...*
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posted on
04/22/2009 11:13:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
I did real work this morning! Then I took a couple of hours off. My prayer group gave me a gift certificate for a manicure; I’ll have to go next week while DP is off work!
We have choir practice tonight, but it shouldn’t take too long.
2,088
posted on
04/22/2009 11:28:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
Dang! I just wrote a post and it disappeared.
2,089
posted on
04/22/2009 11:32:48 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Tax-chick
Enjoy your manicure! That was very sweet of your prayer group!
Did DP get his nail fixed?
2,090
posted on
04/22/2009 11:34:10 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
See what happens when you say bad things about Earth Day?
I need to go rescue Vlad from James, who has left him stranded out in the yard. Maybe they can go take naps, since everyone’s still hanging around.
2,091
posted on
04/22/2009 11:34:11 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
The Ghost of Lenin is haunting me....
2,092
posted on
04/22/2009 11:34:58 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
Last I saw, he’d painted some clearcoat on it. He has time during the day to get it fixed, if he wants to make the effort. There’s a nail salon in every corner shopping center!
2,093
posted on
04/22/2009 11:35:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
Hi, TC
I need to bump this thread to the top of my comments list before I loose it!
2,094
posted on
04/22/2009 12:06:59 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(Time Lady of the Pings)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
Hi, Face! I seen those pics from Helsinki that Sion took.
KEWL!
2,095
posted on
04/22/2009 12:08:04 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(Time Lady of the Pings)
To: Pippin; sionnsar
Yes, they are!
I love photo albums!
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posted on
04/22/2009 12:10:39 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Pippin
Hiya! I’m working on the Bill and Tom’s tests (very easy for them) and trying to figure out some investment paperwork from OldTax-lady. Back when I did this stuff professionally, I didn’t have Pregnancy Brain all the time!
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posted on
04/22/2009 12:13:34 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
Hmmm...
“Pregnancy Brain” sounds a lot like “’Face’s Brain.” I don’t envy you. But I feel your pain.
*snirt*
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posted on
04/22/2009 12:17:05 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/22/2009 12:17:39 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face
2,100
posted on
04/22/2009 12:17:54 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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