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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
I know this is a semi family thread
181
posted on
04/01/2009 1:03:48 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
182
posted on
04/01/2009 1:05:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Pippin
Probably. But works calls now...
183
posted on
04/01/2009 1:06:10 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Travis T. OJustice
184
posted on
04/01/2009 1:06:19 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
en thousand Scots?
You don't need a bleedin' army!
185
posted on
04/01/2009 1:07:31 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: sionnsar
ACh! Theres that horrid 4 letter word!
"SEEYA"!
186
posted on
04/01/2009 1:08:30 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick
Some days, it takes me an hour to get through the email before I can mosey on over here. If I do it the other way around, I seem to get terminally side-tracked.
Is it bedtime, yet?
187
posted on
04/01/2009 1:10:18 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Pippin
188
posted on
04/01/2009 1:10:37 PM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
To: Redcitizen
If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
189
posted on
04/01/2009 1:12:54 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Pippin
190
posted on
04/01/2009 1:14:10 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
I’m trying to get music organized for Sunday and Monday. Makes me tired.
191
posted on
04/01/2009 1:15:12 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
I know how that goes. I’m trying to get my chips together for shopping tomorrow. I duzn’t wantz to go!
192
posted on
04/01/2009 1:18:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
I doesn’t want to go anywhere until I go to the hospital to have the baby! But I gotta!
193
posted on
04/01/2009 1:26:02 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: A_cool_guy
United States Secretary of Education Arne Duncan has not surprisingly said that he’s open to renaming the “No Child Left Behind Act” something else. The underlying law is the Elementary and Secondary Education Act, it’s not going anywhere but a new name is likely in the offing.
So let’s have a contest! See all entries at: http://www.eduwonk.com/2009/02/a-contest-name-that-law.html
No Child Left Untested
FETA: Federal Education Takeover Act
“Reach Out And Test Someone” Act
REDO: Resourcing Educational and Developmental Outcomes
Standardized Testing Company Federal Bailout Relief Act
No Excuse Left Behind … because they’re always coming up with new ones.
MY PERSONAL FAVES:
The We’ve Subsidized All the Wrong People to Breed and Now We Expect Their Children To Succeed ? Act
Officially Mandated Governmental Learning Ordinance Legislation act (OMG! LOL! act)
Re-Organize Teaching Fundamentals and Lessons act (ROTFL)
194
posted on
04/01/2009 1:27:29 PM PDT
by
alexandria
("If this be treason, make the most of it!" Patrick Henry)
To: Texas Eagle
This one has been around for a few years so stop me if you've heard it before:ROFLMAO!!!
Ok, I'm leaving the thread now. There can't be anything funnier than that and if there is, I don't want to read it.
It's taken me five minutes to regain my composure. I got a headache from laughing and I almost choked on a swallow of beer.
195
posted on
04/01/2009 1:30:48 PM PDT
by
houeto
(I see Obama voters...and it's changed my tipping habits.)
To: mountn man
“Who made the mark? Ole or Sven? Who was the janitor, Ole? Was Sven the captain? Or is it the other way around?”
Back in Minnesota we had the “Sven and Ole” jokes don’t ya know. I guess in the Michigan UP they have “Sven OR Ole” jokes.
196
posted on
04/01/2009 1:40:57 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
To: Tax-chick
I'll just start all over again.
Maybe I'll get it right next time :o)
197
posted on
04/01/2009 1:45:18 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: savedbygrace
Re 129
LOL!
And so true when you come to think on it :o)
198
posted on
04/01/2009 1:48:59 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
199
posted on
04/01/2009 1:57:16 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Tax-chick
Relapse! Put your footz up!
200
posted on
04/01/2009 1:57:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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