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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: longtermmemmory

I think there was one, but it was no good because there was too much truth in the jokes.


1,861 posted on 04/19/2009 12:08:13 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Ah. You must be quite the gardener!


1,862 posted on 04/19/2009 12:08:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Darksheare
Yeah, but I haven't seen Darks lately

What's fanfan using for furterlizer?

1,863 posted on 04/19/2009 12:10:00 PM PDT by Pippin (This is the day the Lord hath made!)
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To: Pippin; Darksheare

I only said that because my spelling went nuts. Usually, when Darks lurks, my typsos are horrendous.


1,864 posted on 04/19/2009 12:10:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
Typos?

I hadn't noticed!

I was just kidding, Darks is probably working or into something else right now and I'm not going to ask what (I don't whant to know)

1,865 posted on 04/19/2009 12:12:49 PM PDT by Pippin (This is the day the Lord hath made!)
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To: Pippin

He’s probably asleep. Third shift and all that!


1,866 posted on 04/19/2009 12:15:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

It IS Sunday afernoon so I guess he deserves a rest.


1,867 posted on 04/19/2009 12:16:48 PM PDT by Pippin (This is the day the Lord hath made!)
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To: Pippin

:o])


1,868 posted on 04/19/2009 12:25:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face; Pippin

Afternoon, all! All the various Offspring arrived at home, some smellier than others. Our Chinese boy played drums at church today, and he’ll play piano next Sunday. However, he’s going to China for most of June and July, and probably starting boarding school in Durham in August. Such a hard worker!

Fortunately, we’re getting more of the Spanish-speaking community to participate (had 3 newer people with us today), but we really need another guitar or piano player!


1,869 posted on 04/19/2009 12:38:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick

“If you haven’t got it, you haven’t asked for it.”

I read that someplace. So I’ll pray that you get a guitar/piano player. ;o]


1,870 posted on 04/19/2009 12:41:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Bilingual, please!


1,871 posted on 04/19/2009 12:43:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick

Got it!
Expect milagros!


1,872 posted on 04/19/2009 12:54:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Si, yo puedo!


1,873 posted on 04/19/2009 12:55:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick

De nada!


1,874 posted on 04/19/2009 12:56:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face; fanfan

I spent part of my morning smacking a punk that equated veterans with hippies and illegal aliens.


1,875 posted on 04/19/2009 1:25:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: NicknamedBob
It's been done -

But titles can't be copyrighted (and Pyle's been dead for years anyhow - Dover is printing it) so it doesn't matter.

1,876 posted on 04/19/2009 1:34:01 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: Darksheare

I am in awe of you, Sir!
Had I known, I’d have had your back!


1,877 posted on 04/19/2009 1:34:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: AnAmericanMother

I love Dover! They have some of the most awesome coloring books!


1,878 posted on 04/19/2009 1:35:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

The poster is still here, if you want to see what they said.

They start off here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2232363/posts?page=6#6

And then they begin digging themselves a hole:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2232363/posts?page=11#11

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2232363/posts?page=14#14

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2232363/posts?page=15#15

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2232363/posts?page=20#20

Now shut up.


1,879 posted on 04/19/2009 1:41:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

LOL, I forgot to scratch my end response to the troll at the end of that!
Because that was the text of my post from the other thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2232363/posts?page=102#102


1,880 posted on 04/19/2009 1:43:50 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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