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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick; Lakeshark; Darksheare
Stating the obvious, eh?
As for you Sharkey!
Read Darks' tagline (if he hasn't changed it), need I say anymore?
To: Pippin; Tax-chick; Lakeshark
Did someone mention being face down in haggis?
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:16:13 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; Pippin
Did someone mention being face down in haggis?I hope not!
I told Dr. Polish that Pat says the baby will be born June 2, and he just shrugged.
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:21:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Lakeshark
DARKS!!!!!!!
I'll "haggis" YOU!
To: Tax-chick
Getting excited?
Are the other children excited about thier abay brother coming soon?
To: Pippin
Some of the children are looking forward to the Brother. Anoreth’s leaving, of course, and Bill’s too Superior for babies, and Vlad is oblivious, but the other five (is it five?) will be happy to see him.
I’m just tired of being pregnant!
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:26:07 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick; Pippin; Darksheare
Is there a tax on being pregnant?
Perhaps your doctor calls it a pol tax........
As for you, Grammy Fritter, being face down in the haggis can't be a good thing.
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:26:15 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: sionnsar
“...Harvey Milk or Barney Frank (U.S. gays’ names, sorry).”
Sounds like a comedy team. Or a twisted sandwich.
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:29:43 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Lakeshark
Is there a tax on being pregnant? Bigger clothes and more food ...
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:35:08 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
You can re-wear old clothes.
Eat less....... Gots to love Obama's economic plans......
1,510
posted on
04/16/2009 7:43:53 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
I buy my clothes at The Salvation Army, and re-donate them when I need bigger ones!
1,511
posted on
04/16/2009 7:48:45 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Pippin; Tax-chick; Lakeshark
Haggis, it squeeks, it runs, it gets bashed and et.
Roughly related to naughas who valiantly sacrifice their hides so we can have real naughahide leashes, the haggis is prized for the gritty texture of its meat.
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:55:20 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Lakeshark; Tax-chick; Darksheare; Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
Don't call me Grammy Fritter over here!
I got a reputation to maintan!
To: Tax-chick; Pippin
Docs have no sense of humor.
*snicker*
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:55:48 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Well, that’s put me off lunch ...
I guess I’ll go get organized for Girl Scouts.
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:56:28 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Pippin; Lakeshark; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
I’m afeared my rep is solidly in the “Chaotic.. umm.. lemme get back to you” aligmnment section.
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:56:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Lakeshark; Tax-chick
She’s pregnant, Sharkey! NOT FAT!
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
04/16/2009 7:57:47 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; Lakeshark; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
To: Tax-chick
BTW, TC, I’m sending a hypnotic message to your baby telling him the June 10th is a really good day to be born ;O)
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