Somebody's been watching way, waaay too much "Desperate Housewives."
Posted on 03/24/2009 5:54:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
HAPPILY married men should pray their wives are not among the anonymous contributors to Romi Lassally's upcoming book, "True Mom Confessions: Real Moms Get Real," out next month from Berkeley.
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Another notes: "I constantly fantasize about leaving my husband . . . for another woman." And one reveals: "Sometimes when my husband and I are in a fight, I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."
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Somebody's been watching way, waaay too much "Desperate Housewives."
I don’t think you have much to fear from Bwaney Fwank.
Single Woman Survival Tip #354:
Use a church-key to gently pry the edge of the lid until a tiny bit of air breaks the seal (pop!). Then the jar opens easily.
I'm married late in life. So far he hasn't noticed that I never ask him to open the pickles.
Weak women blaming their problems on their weak men, reported by weak reporters for a weak newspaper.
I didn’t click the link for fear of having what little strength left in my sucked out by the osmotic gradient.
Replace the word ‘men’ with black, hispanic, woman, gay or any other group of people and they would go ballistic.
I would much rather spend an evening in conversation with men than with many women I know.
Men are more interesting, easier to get along with, and just plain down-to-earth. I have some female friends that are just as great to spend time with, but for the most part, I’ll take male company any day.
> And one reveals: “Sometimes when my husband and I are in a fight, I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won’t be getting any that night.”
That has to be the Guinness Book of Word Records Stupidest Marital Strategy ever. Demonstrating once again why spiteful women are unable to play strategic games like chess or any other game that requires thinking ahead more than four moves.
Surely she expects her hubby to stew in his juices for a few nights until she decides it’s time for nooky — on her terms? She’s playing checkers, not chess! And she’s playing to lose.
From his vantage point it’s Check-mate in three after sacrificing his Queen, castling on the King’s side and then forcing Mate by capturing her Queen and queening his king’s-bishop’s-pawn, with the added bonus of discovered check from his Queen’s Rook — just to leave her in no doubt that she has lost the game. Oops!
I diagree only in that you slander checkers, a subtle strategic game with a long and honorable history. Better to say that she’s playing tic-tac-toe, and he’s playing...with someone else. Or will be.
(GRIN!!)
Left in your WHAT??
Besides, just add a little spin and you'll get a nice vortex instead. Can you say Navier-Stokes??
Cheers!
Such a despicable man.
Romi Lassally can, in the words of the inimitable Megan McCain, kiss my @ss!
I need men. I love men. I could go on and on about the many things I like about men (not just my husband but men at the Home Depot, post office, work, Mapco, gym, my guy friends, you name it) but things would get treacly, fast, even though I’m serious and sincere.
Romi and your unhappy cohort, here’s a hint: If you treat men like the enemy, you get what you deserve.
Ha! HaHaHaHaHa!
I hope for her sake she looks a hell of a lot like Denise Richards...or that threat don't cut no ice.
Presented with a threat like that from a shrew like that, a real man would laugh his ass off while walking out the door with his best cologne on and $500 in his pocket.
I'm reminded of the scene in "Goodfellas" where Ray Liotta strolls up to his front door at 6am after a night out with Joe Pesci. The mother-in-law starts berating him and he just laughs that Ray-Liotta-laugh, turns around and gets back in the car. Priceless.
You are right, very stupid strategy. First of all marriage is not chess or checkers, it’s a three legged race and she’s swinging at his legs thinking it will somehow get her ahead.
"I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."
Men are more interesting, easier to get along with, and just plain down-to-earth. I have some female friends that are just as great to spend time with, but for the most part, I’ll take male company any day.
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From JudyinCanada's FR homepage:
"sigh"
I agree with you 100%. Most of my friends are guys. Most women bore me. There are exceptions to that, but I generally just prefer socializing with men better than I do with women.
Yup - guys are just more fun. Women can be so....ummmm, you know....womeny.
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