"I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."
Ha! HaHaHaHaHa!
I hope for her sake she looks a hell of a lot like Denise Richards...or that threat don't cut no ice.
Presented with a threat like that from a shrew like that, a real man would laugh his ass off while walking out the door with his best cologne on and $500 in his pocket.
I'm reminded of the scene in "Goodfellas" where Ray Liotta strolls up to his front door at 6am after a night out with Joe Pesci. The mother-in-law starts berating him and he just laughs that Ray-Liotta-laugh, turns around and gets back in the car. Priceless.
"I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."