Posted on 03/24/2009 2:41:05 PM PDT by JoeProBono
In the new book "BIGFOOT DECLASSIFIED" by M.P. Raymond, life in America is beginning to change and the author takes us on a unique journey in a world where Bigfoot is real and becoming a part of American culture. Through modern secretive technology and the acquiring of several specimens, BIGFOOT is now a documented species. This is the only approved government text that focuses on understanding and controlling the legendary creature.
* Read harrowing stories of Bigfoot encounters throughout the world, and how this avalanche of information has overtaken man. See how it all started and why this government manual is a mandatory read.
* Learn new facts connected with the scientific validation of classic Bigfoot stories.
* Gain a new understanding about Bigfoot from the many recent studies completed at the secure state-of-the-art Eco-Habitat, a secretive habitat that was created by the government, specifically for Bigfoot.
* Learn about the BF Crippler, a powerful tool for teaching and controlling this mighty beast. Take a ride in the BF Juggernaut, a high-tech military transportation vehicle designed to obtain and transport the legendary creature.
* Read fascinating interviews with key people in the edification process.
* Find out what the government expects - and demands - of you in this pursuit for security and harmony between man and beast.
The first question I have is: Why would the government classify Bigfoot as “Top Secret”? Why would they classify any wild animal as “Top Secret”?
That was pretty funny !
Wonder how many indignant people will take it seriously ?
It's simply. If the BigFeet (Lat. bigus footus) are slowly and carefully integrated into human society, almost any level of social acceptance is possible. In fact, one might even be First Lady of the United States - someday
We already have a sub-human species walking around on the face of the earth in America ... They are called Democrats!
Is Big foot Michell Obama s grandfather ?
Bigfoot?
/Oivey
It was already exposed on The Hendersons ....
“There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.”
-Niels Bohr
Oh great. More democrat voters.
"What's the ideal gift for a basketball-obsessed president? Try a size 23 sneaker personally autographed by Shaquille O'Neal."
Please steer my in the right direction before I e-mail MP myself.
Is BF a synonym for something? It just is not jumping out at me? I hate to be left out of a good joke.
....unless this either was not a GOOD joke...or was not a joke at all?
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Bigfoot?
Didn't you hear? Any book sold on Amazon gets its own thread on FR now.
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***He wrote that as his home page text. That’s his way of messing with yer head... actually pretty clever. Either that or Bigfoot hacked into his homepage. I like the latter option better.
Yup.
For many here, a thread like this is just some welcomed comic relief (as it was intended). For the rest, it’s an excuse to complain about something: like there not being enough gloom and doom posted here. We have to lighten up occasionally or go nuts.
We are doomed.
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