Posted on 03/24/2009 9:42:17 AM PDT by JoeProBono
A teenager inspired by an ancient fertility symbol has painted a 60ft-long phallus on the new roof of his parents £1million house. Rory McInnes, 18, decided to give aerial observers an eyeful, with the aid of a tin of white paint, after watching a documentary on Google Earth. But the imposing member remained a closely-guarded secret for a year before it was 'discovered' by a helicopter pilot flying over the area, who let his passengers take photos. Fortunately for Rory, he was already safely on the other side of the world when his parents found out, on a gap-year in Brazil. His father Andy McInnes at first dismissed the report as a joke. He told The Sun: 'It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house.'
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Eyeful: 18-year-old Rory McInnes painted a 60ft phallus on the flat roof of his parents' home near Hungerford in a bid to get it spotted on Google Earth
Giant member: The painting is said to be inspired by the Cerne Abbas Giant, right, an Iron Age fertility symbol carved into a chalk hill in Dorset.
What a dick.
Nice house. Too bad about the roof.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Links don’t work.
By the way, I’m not sure I understand the relationship of this and UFOs. :-)
Diddler on the Roof.
Looks more like a torpedo
If he were my kid, it would be worth waiting the year for him to get home ... bubble his arse before making him remove the ‘artwork’.
That’s gotta be the ugliest backyard pool I’ve ever seen.
Little Rory needs to be made to get his fanny up on the roof and remove all the roofing that’s affected by his artwork. He could keep the original, of course, if he’d like, and put it on his OWN house, whenever he saves up his hard earned money for it. Then, he can move the new squares of roofing up there, using nothing but a ladder, so that the professionals can re-do the job. Maybe he’ll think twice before pulling another stunt like that.
Are you sure his name wasn’t Tom Green?
Google Spotted Dick
Looks like it must be winter, with all the dead plantings, and the pool is covered.
Nice to be a wealthy teenager.
Oh, thanks for the spray job on my monitor. (I fear all will now go from bad to worse, given yet another lead.)
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Sometimes not.
"my baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
big bottom...."
“There’s a huge penis on the roof” ping.
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