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[Lucky9teen]

Americans... still believe in an America, where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do.
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.
CONTINUING TO FAIL OVER...AND OVER...AND OVER AGAIN!
We reward people a lot for being rich, for being famous, for being cute, for being thin… one of the values I think we need to instill in our country, in our children, is a sense of ‘usefulness’, in other words, are we useful, are we making other peoples’ lives a little bit better?
My first job is to say thank you to those who voted me. Those who didn't, I'm going to get your vote next time.
My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.
Instead of having a set of policies that are equipping people for the globalization of the economy, we have policies that are accelerating the most destructive trends of the global economy.

[BenLurkin]

[a fool in paradise]

You funny!

You post picture of breaking wind machine!

[absolootezer0]

[MtnClimber]

Bowling for banks.

[CJ Wolf]

[G8 Diplomat]

You read it from right to left, so that letter that looks like a “b” is actually the last letter

[lilylangtree]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger (name on the boarding pass mighta been Obama, Biden or Gore) was seated next to a little girl on the airplane. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. Flying time passes more quickly if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about Alberta’s dirty tarsands oil production?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff—grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss pollution from oil production when you don’t know shit?”

[Lucky9teen]

You Are LOL

The internet is always cracking you up. You could waste the day away finding things to laugh at.
You're usually the first one to find a new funny video, picture, or website. And usually the first to post it on Free Republic.

You're always up for wasting time online, even if (especially if) you're at work.
You also tend to spend a lot of time chatting, especially with people who make you laugh out loud on Free Republic.

What Internet Slang Are You?

[Professional Engineer]

ping to 38

[fredhead]

You Are FAQ

For you, the internet is like your personal library. And you know more facts than fifty normal humans.
Your brain is basically lot a computer at this point. You have a lot of information stored up there.

You spend hours looking up obscure information and learning things. If you have question, you always Google it.
You can't help but be a bit of a know-it-all. You can answer everyone's frequently asked questions.

What Internet Slang Are You?

[politicalamity]

You Are OMG

You're the type of person who's always shocked by the internet.
Whether it's crazy news or a wild picture, you're always saying "Oh my god"!

The only thing better than being shocked is shocking your friends. You're quite good at that too.
And while you still allow yourself to be shocked, you secretly love it. You enjoy drama and gossip.

What Internet Slang Are You?

[Travis T. OJustice]

Thanks, that was great. When you get the chance, please tell him thank you from me and my girls. We sure do appreciate the sacrifice he and everyone over there make on our behalf!

[Travis T. OJustice]

OUCH!

She’ll never have to wonder how Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes earned her nickname after one shot.

[ItsForTheChildren]

You Are FAIL

You love the internet, but it sometimes gets on your nerves.
How can so much of humanity be so stupid? Wait, you don't even want to know.

While there are some good aspects to being online, you can't help but notice there's so much fail.
You liked the internet so much more in the good old days... before all the idiots found out about it!

What Internet Slang Are You?

[OrioleFan]

Thanks, I needed a couple of good laughs today and you provided them.

[WakeUpAndVote]

You Are FAQ

For you, the internet is like your personal library. And you know more facts than fifty normal humans.
Your brain is basically lot a computer at this point. You have a lot of information stored up there.

You spend hours looking up obscure information and learning things. If you have question, you always Google it.
You can't help but be a bit of a know-it-all. You can answer everyone's frequently asked questions.

What Internet Slang Are You?

[IrishPennant]

Silliness from our fair and balanced MSM:

[darkangel82]

ROFLMAO.

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

You Are WTF?

As far as you're concerned, the internet is getting weirder and weirder.
And you're the type of person who can never look away, no matter how bizarre or gross something is.

No doubt about it, there are some pretty deeply disturbing people out there. And they are totally shameless!
You can't help but say, "What the f*?" There really is no other appropriate reaction.

What Internet Slang Are You?