Posted on 03/09/2009 1:50:19 PM PDT by OneVike
How To Tell If You're An Extreme Redneck.....
It's time to lighten up a bit and take a break from the stress of reality for a bit and laugh.
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your planning to get married at a truck stop
That line gets used at my house, LOL!
I was baptized at a truck stop
heh..the actual directions to my house include “turn off the paved road to a dirt road, then find the first downhill gravel driveway to your left..no joke
but it’s way out in the country and I love it..:)
Or start your car!
You are wrong! Just wrong. On many levels.
I object to the term “Extreme”.
She cut the front and rear markers out of those.
“10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines.”
If you sing the last line of the National Anthem as “and the home of the Braves” then do the tomahawk chop (Atlanta Braves fans will get that one.)
she?
I did a 1000 mile x/c a C-152 - tuned to local radio stations as well .. (but with two GPS receivers I had the confidence)
My truck doesn't ... but one of my deer stands does. Count?
Your hunting dog has a better education than you do.
Hey, if God had intended for us to wash dishes, he wouldn’t have given dogs tongues.
Kinda surprised you're the first person to fix that particular one...
You have ever been westbound at 500 over West Texas, Springtime in an Ercoupe at 75% power, your TAS is 90, your GS is 22, and you can navigate by smelling the upcoming feedlots.
You have been to an airshow and seen an F-4 Recon Phantom with a bumper sticker on the rear cockpit for “Moon's Cozy Cabins - Aimes, Iowa” and all four military veteran, but civilian pilots in your group look at each other and simultaneously say “Air Guard!”
For the deer stand - ONLY if they're NOT camo. ;^)
see #56
Old USAF Aero Club T-41 Mescalero’s at Wichita KS’s McConnell AFB had ADF but GPS was still a pipe dream back then in late 70’s. We had some new 182’s and bunch of T-41’s. My 3rd solo flight I had a engine failure and a dead stick landing on the east west taxi way right at BMAC as it occured as I was entering the pattern.
ADF I loved......
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