[WOBBLY BOB]

a boy named Sue should marry a girl named Marijuana.

[AppyPappy]

The usual cast will be along to tell us their cousin knew someone who named their child

1) Fe’Male
2) Sheet’Head
3) Lemonjello
4) Vagine

Always happens and they always swear to it.

[VRWCmember]

Yeah, but the boy named Sue should have had his middle name legally changed to “Yourassoff”

[CaptainMorgantown]

This ... woman is a schoolteacher with a master's degree in higher education administration.

What a great role model for our nation's youth. If I had a teacher telling my son or daughter that they had to address her as 'Ms. Marijuana', I think I would pulling my kid out of that school.

[jiggyboy]

Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, and the Beloit woman embraces them as a symbol of her struggle to succeed

Tell ya what MaryJane, the only "symbol" that matters is the string of those letters you're pretending is your name on a job application. I see that and I won't even get to your address before it's in the trash can.

[Hot Tabasco]

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson."

I thing the person who wrote the birth certificate heard the information wrong.

The mother thought she was being asked what she wanted so she responded "Mary wanna pepsi, jackson".......and never bothered to look at the completed birth certificate.

[Slings and Arrows]

Bad baby name ping!

[jiggyboy]

Sawyer's aunt, Mayetta Jackson of Chicago, clearly remembers when the name was picked in 1972. The newborn's mother and father were products of the post-Woodstock era when reefer was rampant.

WHAAAAAAAT!?

[Badeye]

We ran a ‘Shi’thead’ (female) through the criminal court system a few years back.

Pronounced ‘Sha Theed’ btw.

[steve-b]

She should have gone for a more logical followup name, like Marijuana Brownie or Marijuana Doritos.

[dersepp]

I remember an episode of The Ken Hamblin show where Miss Shirley Q. Liquor called in to say that one of her teen girls had “dropped another child” and tat they had to go shopping at the drug and grocery stores to get inspiration to come up with a name.

They arrived at Chlamydia Velveeta.

[SunkenCiv]

Diane Sawyer’s love child with a(nother) parrot.

DUI defendant claims that he’s his own country
Associated Press | March 11, 2009
Posted on 03/11/2009 3:35:39 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2204598/posts