Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Meet Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer
chicago tribune ^ | 3-8-09 | JIM STINGL

Posted on 03/09/2009 10:19:11 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

BELOIT, Wis. - Police years ago pulled over a young woman who rushed through an amber traffic light. "I'm about to arrest this person right now," the irritated officer radioed to a dispatcher. "She's telling me her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson."

It's the truth. Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, and the Beloit woman embraces them as a symbol of her struggle to succeed and to help other children overcome obstacles.

No Mary or Mary Jane or Mary Wanda for her. It's Marijuana, thank you, she's told bosses, co-workers and friends over the years, and even wore it on nametags at work.

This tall, striking, self-assured, motorcycle-riding woman is a schoolteacher with a master's degree in higher education administration. Soon, she'll start work on her doctorate.

(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: getit; libertarians; marijuana; marywannapepsi; pepsi; sawyer; sue
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-28 last
To: goodwithagun

i m a innur sity publik scewl teechur:

Queen Esther
Sir Anthony
Afriqua
Da Riann
Milikia (pronounced Ma-LEE-ka, don’t know why the 3rd “i” is there)
Anferny
Precious
Perrion
Champale
Tangeray
Lemontea
Detroy
Star
Twin girls: Krysten and Kyrsten

LOL! Funny, whenever we had a substitute teacher, Dick Hertz usually wound up on the attendance list!


21 posted on 03/09/2009 11:19:03 AM PDT by Batman11 ("Big ears isn't my President!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Batman11

I went to school with Dick Hertz too. He never showed up except when we had a sub. Isa Hore was the other one who didn’t show up unless we had a sub.


22 posted on 03/09/2009 11:34:13 AM PDT by ga medic
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: ga medic

23 posted on 03/09/2009 11:41:28 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: Batman11
I worked in a ghetto school district in Bryan, TX as a substitute. Every day it was nonstop "made up name" nonsense, and it was frustrating to be forced to let the kids correct me in the pronounciation of their feaux names. Prounuciations that, BTW, had little phonetic accuracy to the letters and words in their name.

I kept a list and passed it around FR years ago, and it is lost to the ages. However, there was one child who stuck with me. His first and middle names were Christian Dior.

I brought it up with a lady at the school; she rolled her eyes and said "I'm sure it was just a coincidence".

24 posted on 03/09/2009 11:48:44 AM PDT by I Buried My Guns (FMCDH - BITS - BLOAT, and all that other stuff)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?


25 posted on 03/10/2009 12:17:55 PM PDT by TKDietz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...

Diane Sawyer’s love child with a(nother) parrot.

DUI defendant claims that he’s his own country
Associated Press | March 11, 2009
Posted on 03/11/2009 3:35:39 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2204598/posts


26 posted on 03/11/2009 7:43:37 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SunkenCiv

Her parents must have been stoned when they named her.


27 posted on 03/12/2009 2:41:49 AM PDT by Berosus (No more Kennedys, no more Clintons, no more Bushes, no more political dynasties. Deal?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Berosus

Maybe they took the Stoner Pepsi Challenge.


28 posted on 03/12/2009 5:18:55 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-28 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson