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And then the fight started...
E-mail from a Former FReeper ^
| 3 February 2009
| A Former FReeper
Posted on 02/03/2009 1:32:00 PM PST by Rockitz
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Good stuff.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:32:00 PM PST
by
Rockitz
To: Rockitz
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:33:18 PM PST
by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: Rockitz
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:35:44 PM PST
by
RC one
To: Rockitz
For our 50th anniversary, I took my wife somewhere she's never been before. The kitchen.
Henny Youngman.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:37:12 PM PST
by
duckman
(Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
To: Rockitz; Lazmataz
Now, now, Laz is not a “former FReeper” anymore. ;^)
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:37:12 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Rockitz
I rear ended the car in front of me on the way to work. I got out of the car to look at the damage, but the other driver seemed to have some trouble getting out of his car. There was hardly a scratch, so he could not have been injured. But when the door opened I understood why. Because he was a Dwarf, he had an elaborate system of belts and pedals which enabled him to drive. He walks around to the back of the car. Looks at the scratch and says to me, “I am not happy”. So I said, “Well then, which one are you?” And then the fight started.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:37:23 PM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Rockitz
ROFL! These are good ones. I can relate.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:38:02 PM PST
by
Palladin
(Congrats to Michael Steele!)
To: Rockitz
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:39:48 PM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Obama dozed.....people froze.)
To: duckman
My wife and I were happy for 20 years ... then we met!
Rodney Dangerfield
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:40:18 PM PST
by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: Just another Joe; Lazmataz; Lazamataz
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:42:39 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: Rockitz
Rim shot theater! "Bang zoom, to the moon Alice!"
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:44:20 PM PST
by
garyhope
(Barack Hussein Obambi, Marxist traitor and the end of America and Western civilization)
To: Rockitz
I should have saved reading these for a day when I needed something to improve my mood. I didn't need it today because I'm still doing my Daschle Dance.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:44:54 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(On 9/11 Israel mourned with us while the Palestinians danced in the streets. Who should we support?)
To: Rockitz
Bah-dah-bump, keesh!
LOL!
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:45:13 PM PST
by
50cal Smokepole
(Hey Al Gore! Get your fat carcass over here and shovel all this global warming off my driveway!)
To: Slings and Arrows
OK, OK, i forgot the 'a'.
I admit it.
So who is the FReeper Lazmataz?
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:45:41 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
I dunno - he’s been banned for years.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:46:47 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: 2nd amendment mama
Ping!——These are too good to miss.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:49:47 PM PST
by
basil
( It's time to eliminate all "Gun Free Zones")
To: Rockitz
How about some “a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar,.....” jokes?
Or,....”an Irishman, a Jew and an Italian” (subsitute your favorite ethnic stereotype here,....) walk into a bar,......
I just love the old bad cornball jokes.
“Take my wife,.....Please!”
Like the other day, a friend of mine said to me,...”You’re a real comodeian”
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:50:35 PM PST
by
garyhope
(Barack Hussein Obambi, Marxist traitor and the end of America and Western civilization)
To: Rockitz
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:52:59 PM PST
by
Luigi Vasellini
(What do you call 2 toddlers and some duct tape??........muslim body armor!!!!!!!)
To: Just another Joe; Slings and Arrows
I cannot see this comment.
I am sad.
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:58:20 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
To: garyhope
A priest, a rabbi and a minister were all in a boat out in the middle of a lake. The Minister says, “I am thirsty. I will go to shore and get something to drink.”
So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.
The minister says, “I am thirsty also. I will go to shore and get something to drink.”
So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.
The rabbi thinks to himself “pretty cool. I will try it.” So he says, “I am thirsty also. I will go to shore and get something to drink.”
He gets out of the boat and falls in the water and drowns.
Then the priest said to the minister, “Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?”
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posted on
02/03/2009 1:59:46 PM PST
by
Syntyr
(Voss and Woodway 77057)
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