Good stuff.
1 posted on
02/03/2009 1:32:00 PM PST by
Rockitz
To: Rockitz
2 posted on
02/03/2009 1:33:18 PM PST by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: Rockitz
3 posted on
02/03/2009 1:35:44 PM PST by
RC one
To: Rockitz
For our 50th anniversary, I took my wife somewhere she's never been before. The kitchen.
Henny Youngman.
4 posted on
02/03/2009 1:37:12 PM PST by
duckman
(Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
To: Rockitz; Lazmataz
Now, now, Laz is not a “former FReeper” anymore. ;^)
5 posted on
02/03/2009 1:37:12 PM PST by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Rockitz
I rear ended the car in front of me on the way to work. I got out of the car to look at the damage, but the other driver seemed to have some trouble getting out of his car. There was hardly a scratch, so he could not have been injured. But when the door opened I understood why. Because he was a Dwarf, he had an elaborate system of belts and pedals which enabled him to drive. He walks around to the back of the car. Looks at the scratch and says to me, “I am not happy”. So I said, “Well then, which one are you?” And then the fight started.
6 posted on
02/03/2009 1:37:23 PM PST by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Rockitz
ROFL! These are good ones. I can relate.
7 posted on
02/03/2009 1:38:02 PM PST by
Palladin
(Congrats to Michael Steele!)
To: Rockitz
8 posted on
02/03/2009 1:39:48 PM PST by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Obama dozed.....people froze.)
To: Rockitz
Rim shot theater! "Bang zoom, to the moon Alice!"
11 posted on
02/03/2009 1:44:20 PM PST by
garyhope
(Barack Hussein Obambi, Marxist traitor and the end of America and Western civilization)
To: Rockitz
I should have saved reading these for a day when I needed something to improve my mood. I didn't need it today because I'm still doing my Daschle Dance.
12 posted on
02/03/2009 1:44:54 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(On 9/11 Israel mourned with us while the Palestinians danced in the streets. Who should we support?)
To: Rockitz
Bah-dah-bump, keesh!
LOL!
13 posted on
02/03/2009 1:45:13 PM PST by
50cal Smokepole
(Hey Al Gore! Get your fat carcass over here and shovel all this global warming off my driveway!)
To: 2nd amendment mama
Ping!——These are too good to miss.
16 posted on
02/03/2009 1:49:47 PM PST by
basil
( It's time to eliminate all "Gun Free Zones")
To: Rockitz
How about some “a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar,.....” jokes?
Or,....”an Irishman, a Jew and an Italian” (subsitute your favorite ethnic stereotype here,....) walk into a bar,......
I just love the old bad cornball jokes.
“Take my wife,.....Please!”
Like the other day, a friend of mine said to me,...”You’re a real comodeian”
17 posted on
02/03/2009 1:50:35 PM PST by
garyhope
(Barack Hussein Obambi, Marxist traitor and the end of America and Western civilization)
To: Rockitz
18 posted on
02/03/2009 1:52:59 PM PST by
Luigi Vasellini
(What do you call 2 toddlers and some duct tape??........muslim body armor!!!!!!!)
To: Rockitz
So I said to my wife “what would you do if we won the lottery”?
“I’d take half of it and leave you”, she said.
“Well, I won ten bucks today; here’s your five; now f##k off!” I replied..
..And then the fight started...
22 posted on
02/03/2009 2:01:37 PM PST by
Wil H
(No Accomplishments, No Experience, No Resume No Records, No References, Nobama..)
To: lilycicero; RedRover; bigheadfred
Oh, my....what can I say, but....LOL.
23 posted on
02/03/2009 2:05:43 PM PST by
Girlene
(Hey, Repub's: This is an entrepreneurial insurgency)
To: Rockitz
My wife told me I was one in a million. I found out later she was right! — Rodney Dangerfield
To: Rockitz
28 posted on
02/03/2009 3:18:21 PM PST by
marvlus
To: Rockitz
Joan Rivers said that one night she cuddled up to her husband and asked him to “talk dirty to me”.
He said, “The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room . . .”
And then . . .
34 posted on
02/03/2009 5:56:49 PM PST by
Oatka
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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