And then the fight started...

E-mail from a Former FReeper ^ | 3 February 2009 | A Former FReeper

[Slings and Arrows]

[Wil H]

So I said to my wife “what would you do if we won the lottery”?

“I’d take half of it and leave you”, she said.

“Well, I won ten bucks today; here’s your five; now f##k off!” I replied..

..And then the fight started...

[Girlene]

Oh, my....what can I say, but....LOL.

[Just another Joe]

Apparently I am not the only one that forgot the 'a'.
I took a search for the other spelling and found lots of people referencing it.

I will remember the 'a' for all time from now forevermore.

[ARepublicanForAllReasons]

My wife told me I was one in a million. I found out later she was right! — Rodney Dangerfield

[Lazamataz]

Apparently I am not the only one that forgot the 'a'.

No, you're not, BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CARE ABOUT!!!! (crying)

[blaveda]

I'm still doing my Daschle Dance... Me too, but why confirm the Secretary of Treasury Tim Geithner? So is it the amount they owe or is it the person who owes the amount?

[marvlus]

bump

[llevrok]

I dated a girl who had lovely brown hair that grew down her back.
Unfortunatly, none was growing on her head!
- Henny Youngman

[lilycicero]

‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’

Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the

neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied

[lilycicero]

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe

[bigheadfred]

My wife was filling out a questionnaire from the gynecologist.

She said, “I need YOUR help with this question. Does it hurt YOU when we have sex?”

I said, “Only if the light’s on.”

And that’s when the fight started...

[Girlene]

Very funny!!!!

A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” “I would love to.” Replied the husband. “But I don’t know her well enough.”.....

.....and then the fight started.

[Oatka]

Joan Rivers said that one night she cuddled up to her husband and asked him to “talk dirty to me”.

He said, “The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room . . .”

And then . . .

[bigheadfred]

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her anything.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the one I got you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started.....