My wife was filling out a questionnaire from the gynecologist.
She said, “I need YOUR help with this question. Does it hurt YOU when we have sex?”
I said, “Only if the light’s on.”
And that’s when the fight started...
Very funny!!!!
A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” “I would love to.” Replied the husband. “But I don’t know her well enough.”.....
.....and then the fight started.