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Obama Water

Posted on 02/03/2009 6:55:07 AM PST by ussc1863

I came into work today and could not believe the new Obama phenomenon. A girl has a bottle of "Obama Water" sitting on her desk. I am the only conservative in my office. I quietly walked over and told her when they make the toilet paper. let me know.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obamacult; obamania; obamasweat; obamawater
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To: Between the Lines

A vote for McCain was vote against socialism. I actually like Palin better than McCain. Sometimes it is the lesser of two evils.


61 posted on 02/03/2009 7:29:50 AM PST by ussc1863
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To: ussc1863
Care for a glass of 0?

http://www.zerowater.com/

62 posted on 02/03/2009 7:33:46 AM PST by 444Flyer (Don't beLIEve Obama..................Repent Herod!................./Tom McClintock 2012!/)
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To: ussc1863

Actually, so many of his followers are such suckers, that they could easily be made fools of, by showing how cult-like they behave. This could be done by selling products so grotesque that most normal people would cringe in seeing them.

1) Obama *holy* water.
2) Obama votive candles, after some of the gaudier, neo-Aztec Mexican ones.
3) Obama Voodoo Love and Money Perfume.
4) Obama Tarot cards.
5) Lucky Obama astrology chart.
6) Magic Obama powder.
7) Lucky-777 Obama Gambling Amulet.
8) Obama Ouija board.
9) Healing Obama crystals.
10) Book/Pamphlet - How To Increase Your Obama Psychic Skills.


63 posted on 02/03/2009 7:35:27 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy; Saoirise; F15Eagle; TaraP; Esther Ruth; XeniaSt
Hmmmm, this might be more like it.

Beast Zero energy drink

http://www.instawares.com/beast-zero-energy-drink.pfy803157.0.7.htm

64 posted on 02/03/2009 7:54:10 AM PST by 444Flyer (Don't beLIEve Obama..................Repent Herod!................./Tom McClintock 2012!/)
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To: ussc1863

hahaha, that’s a perfect retort. Someone at orchestra rehearsal last week had Obama-water. I tried to think of a smarty-aleck thing to say, but only could think of ‘drinking the Kool-Aid?’ The opportunity did not present itself anyway.


65 posted on 02/03/2009 7:54:30 AM PST by bboop (obama, little o, not a Real God)
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To: newheart

She’ll not be won over, you know. I think it’s a very funny response, myself. May have to use it.


66 posted on 02/03/2009 7:57:33 AM PST by bboop (obama, little o, not a Real God)
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To: thackney

OMG!


67 posted on 02/03/2009 7:59:11 AM PST by Hildy
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To: mnehrling
Almost every store I go into down here (as I'm sure the rest of the country) has a little Obama section.

OMG...I was thinking of coming home for a month break shortly.

Maybe I'll reconsider.

68 posted on 02/03/2009 7:59:25 AM PST by Allegra ( Congratulations, Free Iraq!)
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To: Between the Lines

Did Obama pass it personally?


69 posted on 02/03/2009 8:00:07 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: davisfh
please let us know when they make the product available...

See link on post #2..start stocking up!

70 posted on 02/03/2009 8:00:26 AM PST by Hildy
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To: Allegra

We are even ‘redder’ than you are down there.. I’m sure for most, it is simply a way to make money, looking for an opportunity. Heck, exploit Obamabots for profit, sounds good to me..


71 posted on 02/03/2009 8:00:32 AM PST by mnehring
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To: Explodo

All animals are equal, some are more equal than others.

If you want to have continued fun, give the bookstore a call and ask when the George Orwell book signing is.


72 posted on 02/03/2009 8:02:02 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: classical artist

What’s more, obviously some of these bookstore “managers” don’t have the authority they believe they have.

Someone else orders inventory (generally from higher up) and there are some so called “managers” who leave politically “incorrect” books in the back office, only to be pulled, after much hrumphing. If they didn’t want to sell the books, they wouldn’t stock them. The mismanagers who deliberately do not shelve books do so in a counter decision to the business manager.


73 posted on 02/03/2009 8:04:50 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: ussc1863
The Ultimate Obama Water Metaphor:


74 posted on 02/03/2009 8:11:46 AM PST by paulycy ("BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex")
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To: Hildy

Thanks, Hildy.


75 posted on 02/03/2009 8:11:53 AM PST by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Do we really want someone dumb enough to pay money for ‘Obama water’ on our side?

Well said. I bet it is more expensive than regular bottled water too. I don't even buy that stuff.

76 posted on 02/03/2009 8:25:34 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dissent is patriotic - Hussein is not and will never be my president.)
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To: mnehrling; popdonnelly
It’s a cult.

You can say that again. Some are even making Obama shrines

It starting to remind me of this. Note the sign . . .


77 posted on 02/03/2009 8:29:19 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dissent is patriotic - Hussein is not and will never be my president.)
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To: ussc1863
But . . . but . . . but . . . I thought bottled water was bad for the environment.
78 posted on 02/03/2009 9:33:57 AM PST by Maceman (If you're not getting a tax cut, you're getting a pay cut.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Wait until next week..


79 posted on 02/03/2009 9:43:53 AM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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