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Obama Water

Posted on 02/03/2009 6:55:07 AM PST by ussc1863

I came into work today and could not believe the new Obama phenomenon. A girl has a bottle of "Obama Water" sitting on her desk. I am the only conservative in my office. I quietly walked over and told her when they make the toilet paper. let me know.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obamacult; obamania; obamasweat; obamawater
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1 posted on 02/03/2009 6:55:07 AM PST by ussc1863
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To: ussc1863

http://www.jeremyinc.com/BarackObamaToiletPaper.html


2 posted on 02/03/2009 6:56:45 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: ussc1863

you’ve got guts...


3 posted on 02/03/2009 6:57:00 AM PST by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: ussc1863

As funny as that is, I really wonder if you expect to win her over with insults?


4 posted on 02/03/2009 6:57:56 AM PST by newheart (Obama. We kind of underestimated the creepiness.)
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To: ussc1863

What was her reaction?


5 posted on 02/03/2009 6:59:17 AM PST by classical artist
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6 posted on 02/03/2009 6:59:44 AM PST by Perdogg (Only the hypnotized never lie)
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"I quietly walked over and told her when they make the toilet paper. let me know."

Good thinking. And, please let us all know when they make that product available. I'll take a whole crate.

BTW, did you hear that they took John Wayne toilet tissue off the market. Reason? It was rough and tough and didn't take any crap off anyone.

7 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:00 AM PST by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: ussc1863

It’s a cult.


8 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:12 AM PST by popdonnelly (The problem with Obama is that he believes his own hype.)
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To: newheart

Why is it an insult? It sounds like the poster would like more personal contact with our dear leader.


9 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:14 AM PST by listenhillary (Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
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To: newheart

He tell her to make Obama Kool-aide with it.


10 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:17 AM PST by Perdogg (Only the hypnotized never lie)
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To: ussc1863

It’s not water, it’s clear Kool Aid.


11 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:34 AM PST by lilycicero
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You can't "win over" zombies...........

: )

12 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:54 AM PST by Osage Orange (Obama,,,,,,,,,Chains We Can Believe In)
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To: ussc1863
Here's some Kool-Aid for your water:


13 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:25 AM PST by TexasCajun
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I thought Obama water came in a 40 oz can????


14 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:27 AM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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It’s not even yellow. He turns ___ into water. Will the miracles ever cease?


15 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:34 AM PST by listenhillary (Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
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If I refill on of those bottles with liquid human waste, can I call it art?
16 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:49 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: ussc1863

Well that will help make for good workplace relations.


17 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:50 AM PST by gracesdad
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tsk tsk - isn’t bottled water environmentally unfriendly?

and imagine the messiah’s face in a landfill for the next 40,000 years

hopefully this stuff is not bottled in “Blue Plains”!


18 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:29 AM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: ussc1863

lol...


19 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:41 AM PST by sit-rep
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Why didn’t they ever do this with Bush?


20 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:45 AM PST by listenhillary (Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
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