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1 posted on 02/03/2009 6:55:07 AM PST by ussc1863
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http://www.jeremyinc.com/BarackObamaToiletPaper.html


2 posted on 02/03/2009 6:56:45 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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you’ve got guts...


3 posted on 02/03/2009 6:57:00 AM PST by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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As funny as that is, I really wonder if you expect to win her over with insults?


4 posted on 02/03/2009 6:57:56 AM PST by newheart (Obama. We kind of underestimated the creepiness.)
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What was her reaction?


5 posted on 02/03/2009 6:59:17 AM PST by classical artist
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"I quietly walked over and told her when they make the toilet paper. let me know."

Good thinking. And, please let us all know when they make that product available. I'll take a whole crate.

BTW, did you hear that they took John Wayne toilet tissue off the market. Reason? It was rough and tough and didn't take any crap off anyone.

7 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:00 AM PST by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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It’s a cult.


8 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:12 AM PST by popdonnelly (The problem with Obama is that he believes his own hype.)
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It’s not water, it’s clear Kool Aid.


11 posted on 02/03/2009 7:00:34 AM PST by lilycicero
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Here's some Kool-Aid for your water:


13 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:25 AM PST by TexasCajun
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I thought Obama water came in a 40 oz can????


14 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:27 AM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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If I refill on of those bottles with liquid human waste, can I call it art?
16 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:49 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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Well that will help make for good workplace relations.


17 posted on 02/03/2009 7:01:50 AM PST by gracesdad
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tsk tsk - isn’t bottled water environmentally unfriendly?

and imagine the messiah’s face in a landfill for the next 40,000 years

hopefully this stuff is not bottled in “Blue Plains”!


18 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:29 AM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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lol...


19 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:41 AM PST by sit-rep
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Why didn’t they ever do this with Bush?


20 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:45 AM PST by listenhillary (Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
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I heard at the Inauguration Store, they had BO condoms. Can’t remember if it was Talk Radio or FNC. Never checked it out though.


21 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:48 AM PST by sauropod (An expression of deep worry and concern failed to cross either of Zaphod's faces - hitchhiker's guid)
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Obama water is the low calorie equivalent of Obama Kool-aid.


25 posted on 02/03/2009 7:04:26 AM PST by Vaquero ( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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I guess she forgot to add the...



And...



Before she left home.
27 posted on 02/03/2009 7:05:02 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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It’s funny, and good for some rib-nudging here on FR, but my mom always taught me not to be rude, especially in the workplace. You don’t crap where you eat... literally.

A better idea would have been to take that as a cue to bring/wear all your conservative coffee cups, posters, etc. into work. Polite, yet assertively free-speechy.


28 posted on 02/03/2009 7:05:16 AM PST by VictoryGal (Never give up, never surrender!)
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Hats off to you!

Maybe it’s the Obama form of Kool-Aide?


29 posted on 02/03/2009 7:05:22 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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Maybe she thinks if she stares at it long enough it will turn into wine..

sw

34 posted on 02/03/2009 7:06:30 AM PST by spectre (sw)
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