Posted on 01/20/2009 1:08:16 PM PST by mnehring
So easy, a poet could do it.
The internet is full of poetry generators, most of which do a better job than Elizabeth Alexander's strange musings. My favorite, the Beatnik Rambler.
The United States
muscle hath United The are just its much 'cause athlete you
freaks am liking No, then dance, toes of the drug deeply. to sing, to
dance, to watch "Frasier" weekly...
yet time waneth not like unto the moon and whatever's there Dancing
the Boogah 'neath the big Disco Ball.
When is this ranting to end!? I declair. All this pointless waste of
air. Don't breathe! My soul on fire and while dolphins tweeted the dephts of the cloud
Try your own from one of these poetry generators.
Damn the electric fence!
That crap today was worse than the crap my artsy fartsy prep school classmates thought was cool. Losers.
How did that schlock make the podium? I mean, c’mon, seriously? WTF?
Furnace is broke...saop on a rope.
Kill My Landlord, Kill my Landlord!
Cat looks hungry...can’t cope with that dope.
Kill my Landlord! Kill my Landlord!
laden with dust, unopened
nothing underlined in case I get the shaft
the next guy can't do what I do, when I do what I do
now obama is supposed to be a leader
and my comp'ny supposed to keep me on fulltime
but they say they're outta money, but the reports say they're worth 1.5 billion
and 'bama's gonna tax the **** outta them, me and you
and they cheer him anyhowwwwwwwwwwwww
whydafunkdisgoingonandonandonnnnn!
I thought I was hearing the ramblings of MeMo
Obama will keep the Big Lebowski rug
Bipartisanship gone mad.
They’re keeping the fugly rug.
Obama has decided to keep the controversial Oval Office rug chosen by (and partly designed by) Laura Bush.
Have you seen this thing?
It looks like a cross between a bad state quarter
and a Grateful Dead album cover.
But I guess it’s staying.
Bill Clinton likes it, anyhow.
Obama is President
from is Obama and insanity on of to waiting hometown the
shrieks a monstrous imitate blew flood! flannel trying Chicago, too,
holy were ments, out stand Metrazol tea of the spinsters of Utica
where you pun on the apartment cliff-banks of the soul, bodies turned
to stone as heavy as the moon, door closed at 4.
A.M. and the grass of public parks and cemeteries scattering their seed freely to
There once was a man from Nantucket...
That is a damned fine imitation of maybe the worst poem I ever heard. It was atrocious.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Ramble/howl.html
messiah one hope change
America one messiah over offices, reported to lamb with the
echoes of the madhouse with shaven heads Metrazol electricity
hydrotherapy psychotherapy occupational therapy pingpong & amnesia, who in
humorless protest overturned only one symbolic pingpong table, resting
briefly in catatonia, returning years later truly bald except for a
door in the yellow morning were stanzas of the iron regiments into
the volcanoes of Mexico leaving behind nothing but sit on
First black president
So Donna voted
Donna go there
Rock...River...Tree...
My Bush cringing is done
Now we can all have some fun.
O shall save our day & life.
No more Jackboot to make our strife.
Hail Obama for he is splendor in the grass.
Never shall we pull our head out of our @$$.
The paper...
The rock...
The scissors.
I don’t believe it. You must be the OTHER fan of “Credit Card Blues”
Kill my landlord... kill my landlord.
Thats better than what I heard.
Thanks...got the ‘kill my landlord’ from an OLD Eddie Murphy SNL skit.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t.
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