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Skier Suffers Exposure- Man Left Dangling Pantless After Vail Lift Mishap
The Smoking Gun, DrudgeReport ^ | 1-6-09 | Staff

Posted on 01/06/2009 7:05:32 AM PST by Red Boots

JANUARY 6--In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Friday morning.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: akennedy; cold; colorado; ski; southernexposure; vail
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To: indylindy
poor guy, at least he got his 15 minutes of fame

A bit more than 15 minutes.

Nothing will ruin your day like having your dangly bits for all to see shown on The Drudge report for the afternoon on a slow news day.

61 posted on 01/06/2009 10:19:40 AM PST by listenhillary (No representation without taxation! ~~ Mark Steyn)
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To: listenhillary

LOL My dangly bits may cause a epidemic similar to Bird Flu.

The guy didn’t have to bad a butt...oops...did I say that?


62 posted on 01/06/2009 10:25:21 AM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: TruthWillWin

At least he kept his hat on . . .


63 posted on 01/06/2009 10:32:59 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: TruthWillWin

OMG!


64 posted on 01/06/2009 11:02:58 AM PST by A knight without armor
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To: listenhillary
A bit more than 15 minutes.

He, and his dangly bits, are now immortal ! Thanks to the web.

On the positive side, this kind of web exposure really ups his claim to massive pain and suffering. No jury will deny him.

65 posted on 01/06/2009 11:59:45 AM PST by Red Boots
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To: Red Boots
Frozen stiff in the ice pack

Brittle and bent like a bow...

--Robert Service

66 posted on 01/06/2009 12:14:51 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: gridlock

After a minute or two like that I am sure it was more “turtle like”.


67 posted on 01/06/2009 12:14:57 PM PST by Grammy
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To: mickey finn
"It sounds like the lift ops failed to fully put the seat down"

It looks like a detachable chair. Those thinks move along at .25 mph when loading. Plenty of time to look at the condition of the seat before sitting down. If it looks bad, just skate forward and to the side. Lift attendants generally have nothing to do at those lifts but to select the next song, eat their lunch and check lift tickets.

68 posted on 01/06/2009 1:31:58 PM PST by Paladin2 (No, pundits strongly believe that the proper solution is more dilution.)
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To: Red Boots
I hope he sues DRUDGE and the person who took his picture for tons of money.

There is no reason to humiliate this man !!....

We have truly become a sick society...

..and I mean all of us!

69 posted on 01/06/2009 2:45:31 PM PST by Guenevere
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To: Guenevere

The only way this poor guy could be humiliated would be to show his face....otherwise he is safe, as long as he keeps his pants up. ROTFL


70 posted on 01/06/2009 4:28:58 PM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: indylindy
Not funny!...You KNOW his name will be exposed, just like the rest of him, and I don't mean this as a joke.

Didn't the story say he entered the ski lift with a child...

Whoever took the photo is pathetic and Drudge is pathetic for showing it.

How would Drudge feel if his 'parts' were dangled in front of the world to see.

How would YOU feel?

71 posted on 01/06/2009 4:32:01 PM PST by Guenevere
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To: TruthWillWin

Hold Ma Beer.


72 posted on 01/06/2009 4:33:31 PM PST by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: Guenevere

I do feel sorry for the guy, however, it happened. So far no une has published his name.

If it were me, I would be mortified. Months from now, I hope this guy will look back and laugh at it. best thing for him.


73 posted on 01/06/2009 4:37:31 PM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: Guenevere
I think you're overreacting. We're not horrible people, and we don't need your condemnation. Save it for something more worthwhile.

You cannot see his face at all ( you did LOOK at the pictures, right ?) and there is no way to identify him.

Vail probably had 20,000 skiers that day, so he remains anonymous.It's such a huge resort (over 50 chair lifts), and he was in one of the back bowls, which aren't visited by many. Probably only the chair before and after saw what happened, and the guy who skiied by with a cell phone. And none of those possible contacts would have any way of knowing his name.

I would not have posted it if there was any way to id him, or even if you could have seen his face in the photos.

He will likely settle with Vail Resorts for a huge amount. Heck, we are probably even helping him out. Having the picture on Drudge ought to be worth a few million at least.

74 posted on 01/06/2009 4:39:58 PM PST by Red Boots
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To: Red Boots
Let your conscience be your guide...

I did, and am very sorry I saw it..!!

Poor guy....can't even have a deeply embarrassing moment without some jerk taking the picture.

You can believe his name will surface....and he'll never live this down.

And if that was his kid in the ski lift with him, she will be a laughingstock too, at school.

Nice world we live in.

75 posted on 01/06/2009 4:57:26 PM PST by Guenevere
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To: Red Boots

That is TOO funny. Thanks for the laugh!


76 posted on 01/06/2009 7:09:58 PM PST by TheConservativeParty ("A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not why the ship was built." by The First Gal of AK)
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To: Red Boots

Why is Aspen too expensive? Are the ski lift fees higher?


77 posted on 01/06/2009 7:33:47 PM PST by Savage Beast (The Left is decadence.)
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To: TruthWillWin

Normally when skiing balls out means you are going very fast, but in this case ouch.


78 posted on 01/06/2009 8:27:43 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Red Boots

If this poor Dude with the bad karma is Catholic I hoped he gets his time in Purgatory shortened after this.


79 posted on 01/06/2009 8:33:50 PM PST by steve86 (Acerbic by nature, not nurture)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

They took pictures? Poor bastard.


80 posted on 01/06/2009 11:54:13 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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