A bit more than 15 minutes.
Nothing will ruin your day like having your dangly bits for all to see shown on The Drudge report for the afternoon on a slow news day.
LOL My dangly bits may cause a epidemic similar to Bird Flu.
The guy didn’t have to bad a butt...oops...did I say that?
He, and his dangly bits, are now immortal ! Thanks to the web.
On the positive side, this kind of web exposure really ups his claim to massive pain and suffering. No jury will deny him.