Posted on 12/24/2008 8:48:40 PM PST by robomatik
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!
Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Here is the first Achmed video. It's a hoot too!
Only c. 15 minutes to go...
Merry Christmas to all -and to all FReepers, a Merry Christmas!!!
Silence!! I kill you.
it’s an oldy, but a goody. Merry Christmas!
“Walter” used to be my favorite Dunham character. But I think “Achmed” is even funnier!
Jeff Dunham’s Christmas Special is on tonight at 9:00 PM CDT on the Comedy channel. He preforms the “Jingle Bomb” song at the close of the show.
Also Larry The Cable Guy has a Christmas Special at 10:00 PM CDT on the CMT channel.
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