Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

youtube ^ | December 20, 2007 | Jeff Dunham

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!

OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!

Text:

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through checkpoint B.

That's when I got shot in the ass

by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done.

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much safer

as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead

or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

[robomatik]

My neice (8 years old next month) absolutely loves this video. I played it for her last year -and will again this year.

Here is the first Achmed video. It's a hoot too!

Only c. 15 minutes to go...

Merry Christmas to all -and to all FReepers, a Merry Christmas!!!

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link

[LukeL]

Silence!! I kill you.

[robomatik]

it’s an oldy, but a goody. Merry Christmas!

[JRios1968]

[Nea Wood]

“Walter” used to be my favorite Dunham character. But I think “Achmed” is even funnier!

[deport]

Jeff Dunham’s Christmas Special is on tonight at 9:00 PM CDT on the Comedy channel. He preforms the “Jingle Bomb” song at the close of the show.

Also Larry The Cable Guy has a Christmas Special at 10:00 PM CDT on the CMT channel.