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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
Fox ^ | 11/19/2008 | Fox

Posted on 11/19/2008 8:54:15 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crime; florida
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21 posted on 11/19/2008 9:01:49 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (SARAH *** JOE *** 2012!)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Well, she needs to take more care in making the sandwiches next time.
22 posted on 11/19/2008 9:01:55 AM PST by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I think the real issue was that he didn’t use a condiment.


23 posted on 11/19/2008 9:02:15 AM PST by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: F15Eagle

Matt is a Mimbo!


24 posted on 11/19/2008 9:02:40 AM PST by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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To: Red in Blue PA

She suffered cold cuts to her face and arms.


25 posted on 11/19/2008 9:02:41 AM PST by ZX12R (L.A. Times = We suppress, you decide.)
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To: MHGinTN

“I thought it was chicken ...”

No, the guy’s the chicken for assaulting a defenseless woman. :^)


26 posted on 11/19/2008 9:02:44 AM PST by This Just In (Support Christian Homeschoolers)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Last week a guy beat his girl for making macaroni and cheese. This week a guy beats his girl with a sandwich. Odd.


27 posted on 11/19/2008 9:03:27 AM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: Red in Blue PA
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved

Well, we know is wasn't a hero....

29 posted on 11/19/2008 9:04:28 AM PST by mikrofon (A double-decker, if he struck her twice...)
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To: Red in Blue PA

We need to carefully regulate sandwiches, or this senseless slaughter will continue.


30 posted on 11/19/2008 9:04:55 AM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: Hemorrhage

Was it Grey Poupon????? Also was it on Organic Sourdough?????/Just Asking - seoul62......


31 posted on 11/19/2008 9:05:18 AM PST by seoul62
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To: Red in Blue PA

I’ve heard that grand juries will indict ham sandwiches.


33 posted on 11/19/2008 9:08:01 AM PST by Paleo Conservative (Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I just knew I’d be sorry I viewed this thread!


34 posted on 11/19/2008 9:08:09 AM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Red in Blue PA

If sandwiches are outlawed only outlaws will have cold cuts!!!


35 posted on 11/19/2008 9:09:44 AM PST by The Louiswu (Celebrating 42 years as a fan of the Green Bay Packers! Go Pack Go.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Did it grinder to a halt?


36 posted on 11/19/2008 9:10:27 AM PST by GOP_Proud
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To: dighton

Ah, for the good ol' days when a guy would smush a grapefruit in his moll's mush.

37 posted on 11/19/2008 9:11:20 AM PST by MozarkDawg
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To: Red in Blue PA

just another bizarre story from us folks here in florida...


38 posted on 11/19/2008 9:13:07 AM PST by tatsinfla
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To: gundog

Musta been a club sandwich.
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LOL


39 posted on 11/19/2008 9:13:22 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Red in Blue PA

The guy is no hero.


40 posted on 11/19/2008 9:13:40 AM PST by maggief
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