Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

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No. Poo-tato.

We have a winnah!

[Joe 6-pack]

At least we now know where these come from...

[warsaw44]

A friend’s mother worked in an ER as a nurse. Over dinner one night she told the story about a man who was brought into the ER bleeding profusely from his rectum. The story involved a horse. The man ended up dying.

[Trillian]

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”

LOL and yet it’s all over the internet..

[Red Badger]

You say “potato”, I say podildo...............

[TheCipher]

Think of the poor parishioners that may have had fish n’ chips over his house

[Joe 6-pack]

"Yes, I've heard the advice many times that you should strip down before you hang curtains."

Makes sense to me. If he wasn't naked, he wouldn't have needed the curtains ;-)

[MadMitch]

What happened to the horse?

[Edizzl79]

A friend of mine was a medic in Vietnam and a guy came in with stomach cramps, after a little research, my buddy found a 10 inch cucumber! They had to cut open his stomach and take it out through the front! Finally, a forum to tell the story! lol!

[kickonly88]

Good thing there wasn’t a rolling pin ,standing on end,nearby.

[mlocher]

There once was a vicar in the U.K.

Who, while nude, went hanging curtains one day

He fell on to a chair

And got a potato in his derrier

Then asked, "What is the bishop going to say?"

[Allegra]

When I first read this, I thought, "Oh come on...he could have come up with a better story than that!"

Then I thought about it and realized there just isn't a good cover...story...for...that...

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Finally, a forum to tell the story! lol!

"Dear Penthouse..." ;)

[warsaw44]

I’ve no idea.

[CholeraJoe]

I have removed or assisted with removing the following objects:
Foot long hot dog - rectum
Plastic fishing worm - male urethra
Flashlight - rectum
Vibrator - rectum
Plastic insulation from Coax cable - male urethra
32nd Degree Masonic ring - penis
Tampons - vagina (Too many to count)
Condoms - vagina and rectum (Too many to count)
2lb Ponds cold cream jar - vagina
Vegetables, assorted - vagina and rectum

Enough?

[gathersnomoss]

and a partridge in a pear tree

[stevio]

I didn’t read the whole article, but maybe it wasn’t “standing on end”.

[Allegra]

ROFL! Brilliant!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Then I thought about it and realized there just isn't a good cover...story...for...that...

"Honest, officer! I was cleaning it, and it just went off!" ;)

[silverleaf]

LOLOL!