Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

[Ditter]

LOLOLOL! Reading this makes me feel so.......... normal.

Nothing like this EVER happens around here.

[cripplecreek]

Well the leek was trapped there and the doctor sprung a leek.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Very impressive effort. A bit of poetry makes that speaks to the better angels (angles?) of our nature.

[woofie]

We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?

[NonValueAdded]

I should have said nestled.

[woofie]

We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?

[ladyjane]

She had a leaky urethra. Not uncommon.

Oh, a leek. hmmm...that changes everything.

[windcliff]

ping

[Cyber Ninja]

Until now I never understood why my Dad always told not to horse around.....

[RckyRaCoCo]

Miss AnalSpud 2008

[wordsofearnest]

I remember from my hospital days a man presenting with a running vibrator inside him. Supposedly two guys caught him with their wives.

[4yearlurker]

Good thing the Vic didn’t have pumpkins on his table that day.

[pitinkie]

welcome! Imagine my day when that happened!

[radiohead]

I’d forgotten about that one. Ewwwww!

[IronKros]

It has been a long time since I watched Red Dwarf.

[gibsosa]

LMAO!!!!

[hoagy62]

That actually happened in Buckley or Enumclaw here about 2 years ago. Some guy owned a farm where paying clients could exercise “indecent liberties” on various farm animals. One guy tried to, ah, shall we say, ‘get his jollies’ with a horse. His friends dumped him in front of an ER and sped away. He died. Made the national news.

[Faux_Pas]

those spuds can be some sneaky ‘lil suckers!

[Wyatt's Torch]

2lb Ponds cold cream jar - vagina

I'm speechless...................

[OldEagle]

"I hope it was not one of those plastic worms with the hook already in it! "

That could be why they had to sedate him twice.