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Golf Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal (Yes, it's what you think; developed by a Urologist)
WBBM Newsradio (Chicago) ^ | November 12, 2008 | Stan Pillman

Posted on 11/12/2008 11:13:39 AM PST by Stoat


Posted: Wednesday, 12 November 2008 8:54AM

Gold Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal


 
Have you ever needed to use the bathroom during the middle of your golf game? Maybe, hit a ball into the woods just so you could sneak off and get some relief. Those days are over.

An urologist practicing in Florida has invented a solution for your troublesome bladder. It’s a golf club that duals as a urinal.

This urologist kept getting complaints about men needing to use the bathroom while on the golf course. So he invented the UroClub.

The UroClub looks like a golf club, plays like a golf club but has just a slightly bigger handle. That is because it s a container that can hold up to half a litter of liquid.

The UroClub comes with a towel which hooks into the club for privacy and a very tight knob on top for preventing any spills.


TOPICS: Outdoors; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amansputter; golf; gottago; uroclub
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To: Stoat

That’s why bushes are planted on golf courses.


21 posted on 11/12/2008 11:27:35 AM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: Stoat

Yeah, but some drunk golfer is going to unknowingly pick it up to hit a ball with predictable results.


22 posted on 11/12/2008 11:28:12 AM PST by Locomotive Breath
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To: Stoat
Sounds like a job for...The Searcher!

"Golfers - hold your balls! There's a man on the driving range!"

23 posted on 11/12/2008 11:29:24 AM PST by Alex Murphy ( "Every country has the government it deserves" - Joseph Marie de Maistre)
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To: Stoat; onedoug; cincinnati65; PISANO; IonImplantGuru; Rummyfan; Aussie Dasher; 4woodenboats; ...
There are only 34 Rules Of Golf.

Email me if you want on the Golf Ping List:

Visit PGA.com, an excellent site.

24 posted on 11/12/2008 11:31:01 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: martin_fierro

Hey, you musta been somethin' before indoor plumbing!

25 posted on 11/12/2008 11:31:45 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: kingcanuteus

For longer drives you’d need a Peckerwood.


26 posted on 11/12/2008 11:35:28 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Liberty has few friends, many enemies, and no adequate substitute.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

was a great movie and likes of rodney are surely missed...


27 posted on 11/12/2008 11:36:17 AM PST by tatsinfla
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To: Fido969
I would think if that was half-filled with liquid the balance would be screwy and the sloshing would be distracting.

Perhaps they could make one that drains straight through.

28 posted on 11/12/2008 11:40:37 AM PST by Mojave (http://www.americanbacklash.com/)
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To: Fido969

..not to mention,messy-especially if you get a hole in one!! :P


29 posted on 11/12/2008 11:45:29 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Revolution!!!!)
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To: Stoat

Do you have to list it as a stroke on your score card?


30 posted on 11/12/2008 11:51:19 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Tagline scrubbed to prevent invitation to indoctrinization camp)
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To: Fido969

My guess is that by then you wouldn’t care...


31 posted on 11/12/2008 11:51:50 AM PST by Clay Moore (An aura of breathtaking density and general dimwittedness surrounds zerO)
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To: Stoat
can hold up to half a litter of liquid. Have to cut back on the number of beers on the course I guess. Or, we can continue to use the outdoor restrooms.
32 posted on 11/12/2008 11:53:36 AM PST by 1Old Pro (Obamarx wants Redistributive Reparations)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

WHAT ABOUT THE WYMIN GOLFERS?????

SEXISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


33 posted on 11/12/2008 11:58:34 AM PST by sodpoodle (Man studies evolution to understand His creation.)
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To: Stoat

I heard Keith Olbermann won’t be needing this product, seeing as how he sits down to pee...


34 posted on 11/12/2008 12:10:22 PM PST by I Buried My Guns
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To: 1rudeboy

Hahahahahaha! That made my day.


35 posted on 11/12/2008 12:13:50 PM PST by Cagey
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
I got a putter like that.

TMI, dude.


36 posted on 11/12/2008 12:31:46 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (We are SO screwed.)
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To: Stoat

If you think Sergio Garcia waggles his club to much now, just wait until he starts using one of these!!!


37 posted on 11/12/2008 12:32:38 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Stoat

That one is an iron, do they also make it in a wood?


38 posted on 11/12/2008 12:33:19 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: gimme1ibertee

LMAO!


39 posted on 11/12/2008 12:33:59 PM PST by DirtyHarryY2K (Don't blame Texas..)
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To: Stoat

Order in next 15 minuets and get the “Potty Putter” FREE!


40 posted on 11/12/2008 12:38:42 PM PST by DirtyHarryY2K (Don't blame Texas..)
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