Golf Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal (Yes, it's what you think; developed by a Urologist)

WBBM Newsradio (Chicago) ^ | November 12, 2008 | Stan Pillman

[Stoat]

Posted: Wednesday, 12 November 2008 8:54AM

Gold Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal

Stan Pillman Reporting
 

Have you ever needed to use the bathroom during the middle of your golf game? Maybe, hit a ball into the woods just so you could sneak off and get some relief. Those days are over.

An urologist practicing in Florida has invented a solution for your troublesome bladder. It’s a golf club that duals as a urinal.

This urologist kept getting complaints about men needing to use the bathroom while on the golf course. So he invented the UroClub.

The UroClub looks like a golf club, plays like a golf club but has just a slightly bigger handle. That is because it s a container that can hold up to half a litter of liquid.

The UroClub comes with a towel which hooks into the club for privacy and a very tight knob on top for preventing any spills.

[Stoat]

Matco Enterprises - UroClub

  

"The only club in your bag guaranteed
to keep you out of the woods!"

 

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Gee Keith, I wouldn't have thought that you had the personal equipment necessary to make use of something like this.  Perhaps you featured it as an homage to those normal folks whom you secretly long to be ?

 

[Stoat]

For those swingers out there.....

[Mojave]

Does it come in XXL?

[martin_fierro]

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I got a putter like that.

[Responsibility2nd]

Are you happy to see me, or is that a putter in your pants?

(predicting this thread will be a keeper!)

[1rudeboy]

If you are afraid to relieve yourself on a golf course for fear of someone watching, then you haven’t had enough to drink.

[weegee]

I wouldn’t want to be on the greens when it breaks loose.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Only half a liter? Is this for kids?

[WOBBLY BOB]

adding to what is already a piss poor golf score.

[Ancient Drive]

Will this not make it heavier? If so, someone is going to protest.

[Responsibility2nd]

I got a putter like that.

Who cares about your putter? I wanna talk about my balls.

[weegee]

What next, a bowling ball?

[doodad]

bump for home

[DouglasKC]

Using a filled club to hit a golf ball would bring a whole new meaning to water hazard.

[Fido969]

I would think if that was half-filled with liquid the balance would be screwy and the sloshing would be distracting.

[Stoat]

Will this not make it heavier? If so, someone is going to protest.

I'm guessing that having all that fluid sloshing around inside your club would completely mess up your swing, and so this is most likely intended as a prop of sorts and probably won't be used by serious golfers for actual golfing....before cocktail time anyway. 

[kingcanuteus]

Henceforth to be known as the P-Iron

[dblshot]

Rodney Dangerfield. “Oh caddy, caddy! Hold my putter while I check out the lie on my ball.”

[IrishPennant]

Geez...I already spend way too much time at the Ball Washer

[stefanbatory]

When full, it would aid in a more fluid backswing, I would think...