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Golf Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal (Yes, it's what you think; developed by a Urologist)
WBBM Newsradio (Chicago) ^ | November 12, 2008 | Stan Pillman

Posted on 11/12/2008 11:13:39 AM PST by Stoat


Posted: Wednesday, 12 November 2008 8:54AM

Gold Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal


 
Have you ever needed to use the bathroom during the middle of your golf game? Maybe, hit a ball into the woods just so you could sneak off and get some relief. Those days are over.

An urologist practicing in Florida has invented a solution for your troublesome bladder. It’s a golf club that duals as a urinal.

This urologist kept getting complaints about men needing to use the bathroom while on the golf course. So he invented the UroClub.

The UroClub looks like a golf club, plays like a golf club but has just a slightly bigger handle. That is because it s a container that can hold up to half a litter of liquid.

The UroClub comes with a towel which hooks into the club for privacy and a very tight knob on top for preventing any spills.


TOPICS: Outdoors; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amansputter; golf; gottago; uroclub
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Matco Enterprises - UroClub
  

"The only club in your bag guaranteed
to keep you out of the woods!"

 

As heard on:
MSNBC, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, ESPN Radio
The Jim Rome Show and The Dan Patrick Show
See the TV Commercial, click here »

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Gee Keith, I wouldn't have thought that you had the personal equipment necessary to make use of something like this.  Perhaps you featured it as an homage to those normal folks whom you secretly long to be ?


1 posted on 11/12/2008 11:13:40 AM PST by Stoat
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

For those swingers out there.....


2 posted on 11/12/2008 11:14:21 AM PST by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: Stoat

Does it come in XXL?


3 posted on 11/12/2008 11:15:49 AM PST by Mojave (http://www.americanbacklash.com/)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...

No amateurs, please.
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I got a putter like that.

4 posted on 11/12/2008 11:16:06 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Stoat

Are you happy to see me, or is that a putter in your pants?

(predicting this thread will be a keeper!)


5 posted on 11/12/2008 11:16:19 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Stoat

If you are afraid to relieve yourself on a golf course for fear of someone watching, then you haven’t had enough to drink.


6 posted on 11/12/2008 11:16:29 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Stoat

I wouldn’t want to be on the greens when it breaks loose.


7 posted on 11/12/2008 11:17:21 AM PST by weegee (Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
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To: Stoat

Only half a liter? Is this for kids?


8 posted on 11/12/2008 11:17:33 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob (They're illegal aliens, not immigrants - there is a difference!)
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To: Stoat

adding to what is already a piss poor golf score.


9 posted on 11/12/2008 11:17:33 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: Stoat

Will this not make it heavier? If so, someone is going to protest.


10 posted on 11/12/2008 11:19:00 AM PST by Ancient Drive (will)
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To: martin_fierro
I got a putter like that.

Who cares about your putter? I wanna talk about my balls.


11 posted on 11/12/2008 11:19:26 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Stoat
What next, a bowling ball?


12 posted on 11/12/2008 11:19:26 AM PST by weegee (Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
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To: Stoat

bump for home


13 posted on 11/12/2008 11:20:08 AM PST by doodad
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To: Stoat

Using a filled club to hit a golf ball would bring a whole new meaning to water hazard.


14 posted on 11/12/2008 11:20:56 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Stoat

I would think if that was half-filled with liquid the balance would be screwy and the sloshing would be distracting.


15 posted on 11/12/2008 11:23:05 AM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: Ancient Drive
Will this not make it heavier? If so, someone is going to protest.

I'm guessing that having all that fluid sloshing around inside your club would completely mess up your swing, and so this is most likely intended as a prop of sorts and probably won't be used by serious golfers for actual golfing....before cocktail time anyway. 

16 posted on 11/12/2008 11:23:35 AM PST by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: Stoat

Henceforth to be known as the P-Iron


17 posted on 11/12/2008 11:24:00 AM PST by kingcanuteus
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To: Stoat

Rodney Dangerfield. “Oh caddy, caddy! Hold my putter while I check out the lie on my ball.”


18 posted on 11/12/2008 11:24:23 AM PST by dblshot
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To: Stoat

Geez...I already spend way too much time at the Ball Washer


19 posted on 11/12/2008 11:24:37 AM PST by IrishPennant ("I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.")
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To: Stoat

When full, it would aid in a more fluid backswing, I would think...


20 posted on 11/12/2008 11:24:54 AM PST by stefanbatory (Do you want a President or a King?)
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