Golf Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal (Yes, it's what you think; developed by a Urologist)

WBBM Newsradio (Chicago) ^ | November 12, 2008 | Stan Pillman

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Posted: Wednesday, 12 November 2008 8:54AM

Gold Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal

Stan Pillman Reporting
 

Have you ever needed to use the bathroom during the middle of your golf game? Maybe, hit a ball into the woods just so you could sneak off and get some relief. Those days are over.

An urologist practicing in Florida has invented a solution for your troublesome bladder. It’s a golf club that duals as a urinal.

This urologist kept getting complaints about men needing to use the bathroom while on the golf course. So he invented the UroClub.

The UroClub looks like a golf club, plays like a golf club but has just a slightly bigger handle. That is because it s a container that can hold up to half a litter of liquid.

The UroClub comes with a towel which hooks into the club for privacy and a very tight knob on top for preventing any spills.

[Proud2BeRight]

That’s why bushes are planted on golf courses.

[Locomotive Breath]

Yeah, but some drunk golfer is going to unknowingly pick it up to hit a ball with predictable results.

[Alex Murphy]

Sounds like a job for...The Searcher!

"Golfers - hold your balls! There's a man on the driving range!"

[Zuben Elgenubi]

There are only 34 Rules Of Golf.

Email me if you want on the Golf Ping List:

Visit PGA.com, an excellent site.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hey, you musta been somethin' before indoor plumbing!

[andy58-in-nh]

For longer drives you’d need a Peckerwood.

[tatsinfla]

was a great movie and likes of rodney are surely missed...

[Mojave]

I would think if that was half-filled with liquid the balance would be screwy and the sloshing would be distracting.

Perhaps they could make one that drains straight through.

[gimme1ibertee]

..not to mention,messy-especially if you get a hole in one!! :P

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Do you have to list it as a stroke on your score card?

[Clay Moore]

My guess is that by then you wouldn’t care...

[1Old Pro]

can hold up to half a litter of liquid. Have to cut back on the number of beers on the course I guess. Or, we can continue to use the outdoor restrooms.

[sodpoodle]

WHAT ABOUT THE WYMIN GOLFERS?????

SEXISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I Buried My Guns]

I heard Keith Olbermann won’t be needing this product, seeing as how he sits down to pee...

[Cagey]

Hahahahahaha! That made my day.

[Slings and Arrows]

I got a putter like that.

TMI, dude.

[VRWCmember]

If you think Sergio Garcia waggles his club to much now, just wait until he starts using one of these!!!

[VRWCmember]

That one is an iron, do they also make it in a wood?

[DirtyHarryY2K]

LMAO!

[DirtyHarryY2K]

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