Posted on 10/31/2008 8:00:09 AM PDT by yankeedame
1.
Golden Retriever
"The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
2.
Border Collie:
"Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code."
3.
Dachmund:
"You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
4.
Rottwiler:
"Make me."
5.
Boxer:
"Who cares? I can still play with
my squeaky toys in the dark."
6.
Lab:
"Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? "
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
7.
German Sheperd
"I'll change it as soon
as I've led these people from the dark,
check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol
to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation."
8.
Jack Russell Terrier:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture. "
9.
Old English Sheepdog
"Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb!"
10.
Cocker Spaniel:
"Why change it? I can still pee
on the carpet in the dark. "
11.
Chihuahua:
" Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12.
Greyhound:
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"
13.
Australian Shepherd:
"First, I'll put all the light bulbs in
a little circle... "
14.
Poodle:
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry."
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
Zero. "Have the servants do it, I'm going to bed."
"Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? " Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
As a lab owner, that one's my favorite. So true!
That’s cute. I like the poodle!
Some cuteness, for a change of pace.
LOL!
Love it. Thanks.
About cats: they were once worshiped as gods and they will never let you forget it.
"Have the servants do it, I'm going to bed."
Love it!
How many Kennedys does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins around.
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he
hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward
him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through
his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming i n sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...
and,
(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops .
"But I can't eat a light bulb..."
This article/posting brought a smile. Thank you.
It also brought another thought ...I know .... funny, huh?
Are we as faithful, trusting, adoring, dedicated to our Lord as our dogs are to us?
Do we look at our Lord with total trust?
Are we faithful to Him?
Are we willing to work untiringly for our LORD?
Are we pure of heart ... as our dog is?
Give it a thought. Good questions.
We can learn a lot from our dog.
You’ll love this!
The Border Collie one was pretty accurate as well. The one we had would have also performed a house inspection and filed paperwork for insurance.
Also have a cat exactly like that one:-)
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