"Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? " Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
As a lab owner, that one's my favorite. So true!
The Border Collie one was pretty accurate as well. The one we had would have also performed a house inspection and filed paperwork for insurance.