Posted on 10/30/2008 5:33:58 AM PDT by Perdogg
Madonna, 50, is said to have insisted her husband stick to a set of rules, that included the command: "Guy must work to enrich his wife's emotional and spiritual well-being."
Other parts of the 'contract', allegedly drawn up after seeing a marriage guidance counsellor two years ago, included that he must "resolve conflicts in a constructive way" and that "Guy must never shout at his wife," it was reported.
He also had to "set aside time to read Kabbalah texts" to his wife, it has been claimed.
Both agreed to "devote time to sexual expressiveness", while the rules also stated: "We must not use sex as a stick to beat one another."
If Mr Ritchie, 40, broke the rules, Madonna would say "Contract, Guy, contract" according to sources.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
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Guy: “Well, can I use the contract as a stick to beat her.”
The only thing I can think of in his - Ritchie’s - defense is that maybe, just maybe, he was willing to put up with all this nonsense for the sake of the children. OTOH, they’d probably be better off away from Mad Mo.
McDonna (over a billion served), joins Boy George (last seen picking up roadside trash) in a little cosmic karma.
I wonder what number the rule was that Guy had to put his balls in a lockbox and give Madonna the key.
Obviously the guy has some issues to start with - I mean, he married that hag. What man could find her attractive?
Its tough being an old washed up slut!
Pray for W, McCuda and Our Troops
I’m just picturing some marriage guidance counselor putting together this weird list of rules and thinking, “I really believe this will help them keep their marriage together”.
Some guidance counselor was probably being paid a whole lotta money by Madonna to go along with this nonsense. And money is probably a large part of why Ritchie would put up with it. With her bucks he could make any movie he desired....
Guy has never looked happy in his photos, during his entire marriage to her. I wonder how his new film will do at the box office?
"Mr. Ritchie, your equipment may be recovered at the checkout desk."
Ah! but to who? THAT's the question.
The only reason I can think of is that she used to be able to suck golf balls through garden hoses!
Yep, that does tend to mess with a man's head.....oops! I made a pun!
I think the reason why Ritchie agreed to marry Madge was that they had already had their son. If I recall, Rocco was a baby in arms in the official wedding pictures...and and Guy's father seems to have a great relationship with him...maybe Guy wanted to assure he would be in the picture, being a dad to his own son...(and not just another Madonna sperm donor). Remember...Madge is worth about a gazillion dollars...and maybe Ritchie realized that was the only way to 'keep' his son in his life.
We know what her idea of sexual expressiveness is,dont we?"Hey Maddy,watcha got there in the shopping bag?"No wonder poor Guy wants to split.He can't sit down.[Refering to a certain object photographed while they were leaving an adult toy store.]
And why do we give a hoot about this?
I got enough trouble keeping my wife happy without her seeing this stuff. All I need is her to come up with this contract idea.
We are all sunk.
She’s lucky he divorced her and didn’t just whack her with a baseball bat.
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