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Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut
baltimore exampiner ^
| 9-23-08
| Luke Broadwater
Posted on 09/25/2008 11:12:07 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
BALTIMORE A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation causing him to go without defecating for 17 days took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.
Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems.
The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut, said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.
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KEYWORDS: arse; butt; healthcare; lawsuit; malpractice; maryland; shut; stapled
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To: The_Victor
61
posted on
09/25/2008 12:07:38 PM PDT
by
JimC214
To: WOBBLY BOB
Is the doctor’s defense that this guy is full of $h!t?
62
posted on
09/25/2008 12:11:33 PM PDT
by
RonF
To: Charles Henrickson; WOBBLY BOB; martin_fierro
A reminder that iron-rich foods are a part of a staple diet...
63
posted on
09/25/2008 12:24:07 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Stay away from hardtack, though)
To: Nervous Tick
64
posted on
09/25/2008 12:25:51 PM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: mikrofon
A reminder that iron-rich foods are a part of a staple diet...:-)
65
posted on
09/25/2008 12:27:21 PM PDT
by
meyer
(Go, Sarah, Go!!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
The doctors attorney, Conrad Varner, said Watkins bowels merely became swollen shut because of medical problems not because of stapling.
Varner said Watkins habitual smoking two packs a day contributed to his bowel problems, because nicotine constricts blood vessels.
66
posted on
09/25/2008 12:37:04 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Lipstick wearing Okie Moosehead!)
To: Mr. Brightside; Slings and Arrows
Yep. Saw him pictured at a Nobama rally.
67
posted on
09/25/2008 12:46:23 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Follow the dots: Davis, Ayers, Dohrn, Malley, SorosÂ… use a RED crayon.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Over here, too
68
posted on
09/25/2008 1:06:17 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: The_Victor; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
The jokes just write themselves sometimes...PING!!!
To: Stayfree
“... I name him hawk-flying-over. But tell me, young Lipschitz, why do you ask?”
70
posted on
09/25/2008 1:14:23 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(don't worry, they only want to take water out of the other guy's side of the bucket.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Er . . . Slings? Not that I want it anymore, but . . .
71
posted on
09/25/2008 1:32:59 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Someone ought to tear that doctor a new one . . .
oh, wait, it’s the patient who needs a new one.
72
posted on
09/25/2008 1:56:58 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(If you have a chip on your shoulder, you think everybody's trying to knock it off.-AnAmericanMother)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I don’t know why but this sort of reminds me of the constipated mathematician. .... He worked it out with a pencil.
To: incredulous joe
"So, exactly hgy did it take this guy 17 days to figure that his rectum was stapled shut?"
That was the day he tried to go through airport security screening and got taken to the 'backroom'?
To: Deaf Smith
Oh dang, your post just reminded me of another thread on FR from a couple of years ago.
There was a guy with recent surgery sent for a “backroom” check by TSA. The problem was his surgery was a sphincter rebuild, so when the agent pulled on the suspicious thread protruding from the vicim’s anus ... As the story hit the news, he was sueing TSA for undoing what I’m certain was a painful enough procedure the FIRST time.
75
posted on
09/25/2008 2:39:59 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: savedbygrace
"I wont gross you out by describing my time on the pot after taking myself off the Darvocet..." I didn't know medical marijuana had been legalized in Oklahoma>
76
posted on
09/25/2008 5:24:42 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: WOBBLY BOB; Abundy; Albion Wilde; AlwaysFree; AnnaSASsyFR; bayliving; BFM; cindy-true-supporter; ...
A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation causing him to go without defecating for 17 days"He blowed up real good!"
Maryland "Freak State" PING!
77
posted on
09/25/2008 5:36:46 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: Joe 6-pack
78
posted on
09/25/2008 5:37:12 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: Stayfree
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
79
posted on
09/25/2008 8:25:12 PM PDT
by
lil_rebbitzen
("A Christian Gentleman is a patient wolf who will wait until the honeymoon." - Blurblogger)
To: Nervous Tick; mlocher
"I did hear about the lady flight line worker who backed into the airplane propeller...Disaster." I heard about that poor lady. It seems she hired an attorney who was known for his expertise in rebuttal.
He had also defended a public official who embezzled funds for a penis enlargement. Unfortunately, the evidence stood up in court and the guy was hung.
80
posted on
09/25/2008 9:08:04 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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