That was the day he tried to go through airport security screening and got taken to the 'backroom'?
Oh dang, your post just reminded me of another thread on FR from a couple of years ago.
There was a guy with recent surgery sent for a “backroom” check by TSA. The problem was his surgery was a sphincter rebuild, so when the agent pulled on the suspicious thread protruding from the vicim’s anus ... As the story hit the news, he was sueing TSA for undoing what I’m certain was a painful enough procedure the FIRST time.