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Posted on 09/05/2008 3:44:13 PM PDT by xcamel
Ok.. the best of the best here. The one line you've heard, or made up that stops the 'obamallamadingdong' crowd dead in their tracks.
Oh, and try to keep it 'family friendly'
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: bestline; fireaway; mccainpalin; noboma
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:44:14 PM PDT
by
xcamel
To: xcamel
Woman who skins moose, cut down Zeus, found his temple made of styrofoam.
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:45:27 PM PDT
by
Tarpon
(Three things matter when selecting a President - character, character and character.)
To: Tarpon
LOL - Just listen to the news and Miss Saracuda will have the best ones... She was at it again in Wisconsin today.
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:46:54 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Let's get serious - there is only one choice - McCain/Palin 2008)
To: BigEdLB
There are alot more Freepers than “Sarahs”
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:47:41 PM PDT
by
xcamel
(Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
To: xcamel
Obama said, I think that the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody anticipated,. Excuse me, but John McCain DID anticipate it.
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:52:24 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: xcamel
The fact that BO is not half black.
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:53:02 PM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
To: xcamel
PRESENT
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:54:53 PM PDT
by
politicalwit
(AKA... A Tradition Continues...Now a Hoosier Freeper)
To: xcamel
Hey, Obama! I loved your book, “Wet Dreams of My Father.”
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:55:34 PM PDT
by
Polarik
("The Greater Evil")
To: xcamel
As Obama was taking the oath of office, the Imam asked for Obama’s to swear, serve, and protect, Obama answered, “Present”
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posted on
09/05/2008 3:59:48 PM PDT
by
dila813
To: xcamel
Re: School Choice
A 12 year old girl is smart enough and wise enough to find a competent abortionist, but her parents are too dumb to use a school voucher wisely.
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:02:00 PM PDT
by
wintertime
(Good ideas win! Why? Because people are NOT stupid)
To: xcamel
Obama’s occupation as a communities organizer entailed stirring up popular discontent in order to gain power over the community.
The only way for a Community Organizer to maintain this power for very long is to do to things:
1. Become the go to guy to get something fixed or done in the community
2. Enforce compliance within the community to people that get out of line
Community Organizer in Chicago in many causes is just a nice way of saying Mob Boss that demands protection money from the Government.
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:04:13 PM PDT
by
dila813
To: xcamel
Re: The National Education Association
The many government teachers at the Democratic Convention support shoving scissors into the skulls of babies seconds from their first breath, scrambling their brains, and suctioning the gelatinous masses into a surgical suction jar.
These are people teaching our nation’s children. I wonder. Do they serve cookies and milk with that?
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:05:09 PM PDT
by
wintertime
(Good ideas win! Why? Because people are NOT stupid)
To: xcamel
I don't have a good line but I made this:
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:07:34 PM PDT
by
GloriaJane
(http://www.download.com/gloriajane)
To: xcamel
Oh Oh Oh, got a good one
Obama’s Community Organizing was so successful, he holds the world record in successful voter registration of dead people.
and dogs...
and cats...
and hamsters...
and roaches....
He is one good organizer, wouldn’t you say?
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:10:51 PM PDT
by
dila813
To: xcamel
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:13:15 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Wedgie Syndrome: The inability to recognize humor by individuals alwayls looking for an argument)
To: xcamel
Accomplishment trumps Inexperience.
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:13:24 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Palin for President! (Who was that old fogey she was with?))
To: xcamel
Rudy G. when told BO did not the being criticized. Maybe his experience level does not allow him to deal with
being criticized.
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:13:36 PM PDT
by
Big Horn
(I bac Mac)
To: xcamel
“Barak Obama got voter registration cards for my gerbils,” - Richard Gere
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:16:04 PM PDT
by
Leo Farnsworth
(I'm not really Leo Farnsworth...)
To: xcamel
I have never liked Oprah...am more of a Jerry Springer type of person...at least he’s more entertaining. =)
To: xcamel
“If the white half of Obama was running on his record, I doubt you’d give him the time of day.”
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posted on
09/05/2008 4:23:47 PM PDT
by
Right Cal Gal
(Abraham Lincoln would have let Berkeley leave the Union without a fight)
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