Your best Obama "Retort Line" (Fire away!)

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[CharlotteVRWC]

Obama: You can keep the Change...

Also, if any Obama people come to my door for donations, I’m going to give them a penny and tell them to “Keep the Change...”

[xcamel]

To a supporter..

3 words... Ayers, Pfleger, Wright. ...Just words?

[Tublecane]

Who the hell is Obama? Why is he running for president?

[Tublecane]

Obama: slightly less qualified than the Other Guy’s running mate.

[Tublecane]

McCain may have fought communism in Vietnam, but Obama fought on the streets of Chicago against...I don’t know, white people?

[TigersEye]

Who made more fun of you when you were a kid? White kids or black kids?

[TeddyConAZ]

I was born a poor black child?

[lrb111]

The Big O could have had the inside sccop on the surge, had he visited the soldiers at Lanstuul hospital.

But that would only have helped if he had planned to be commander-in-chief.

[smokingfrog]

0bama's greatest success to date

In 1992 Obama took time off to direct Project Vote, the most successful grass-roots voter-registration campaign in recent city history. Credited with helping elect Carol Moseley-Braun to the U.S. Senate, the registration drive, aimed primarily at African-Americans, added an estimated 125,000 voters to the voter rolls--even more than were registered during Harold Washington's mayoral campaigns. "It's a power thing," said the brochures and radio commercials.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

“Community organizer? No thanks. I can take care of my own parking tickets.”