****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

My birthday is tomorrow (the 19th), so I'm havin' a party!!!

I got the food and drinks...


And the DJ is settin' up...getting ready for ya'll to get on the dance floor...

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason



And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.



The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

[Dust in the Wind]

I thought that was “’ere man” 8^)

[crusty old prospector]

My sincere apologies. I guess Miss Monroe never sang to Jackie O.

[ItsForTheChildren]

I am unique...

Heh... my wife is even more unique. There is no one in the US with her name. Seems no one has her first name.

I wonder who the hell she is... ;-)

[hattend]

Come on over, sign up, and play!

http://my.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=57872

[LantzALot]

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures
Your power color: Hot pink
Your power symbol: Figure eight
Your power month: March

They missed it on every count. (Only by about 180 degrees. though.) If I was what that said, I wouldn't be browsing singles' threads.

[bannie]

Alright, you guys. You're probably going to make fun of me over this; but here goes...

Don't you worry about giving out your info to those "What your name/birthday/etc means" sites?

It's probably just me; but they seem to be collectin' a lot of stuff about a lot of folks on those sites.

[Lady Jag]

It’s hard to keep your privacy these days so I figure I might as well make it hard for them. Big Brother probably has us all pegged, anyway.

[sam_paine]

PLEASE remove me from your list. I’ve asked you to quit spamming me with images before.

[Lucky9teen]

Sorry. I thought I had.

[MacDorcha]

Does this mean my uncle died and noone told me?!?!?

HowManyOfMe.com

There is 1 person with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

[SuzanneWeeks]

Myspace Emo Comments & Graphics I just had to post this to someone. Have a happy tuesday!

[Sax]

Crap! I just watched it - I get it now - FANTASTIC!