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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 04/18/2008 5:59:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen




My birthday is tomorrow (the 19th), so I'm havin' a party!!!


I got the food and drinks...


And the DJ is settin' up...getting ready for ya'll to get on the dance floor...



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason



And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.



The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.


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KEYWORDS: 420; birthday; ofst; sillines
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To: Lucky9teen

61 posted on 04/18/2008 9:09:15 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lucky9teen

62 posted on 04/18/2008 9:12:51 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

63 posted on 04/18/2008 9:18:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

64 posted on 04/18/2008 9:40:10 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

65 posted on 04/18/2008 9:45:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen
www.howmanyofme.com

I don't exist....

66 posted on 04/18/2008 9:45:54 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: ErnBatavia
I am unique...


HowManyOfMe.com
Logo There is
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?


67 posted on 04/18/2008 9:48:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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Beware, there are LOTS of theresawithanh's...

HowManyOfMe.com
Logo There are
4,142
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Bwaahaaahaaaahaaaaa!
68 posted on 04/18/2008 10:09:34 AM PDT by Theresawithanh (..."I just said some things that werenÂ’t in keeping with what I knew to be the case." - HRC)
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To: ErnBatavia
I don't exist.... I guess we can be non-existent together. There are 0 people in the US with my name.
69 posted on 04/18/2008 10:25:09 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket
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To: Lucky9teen
Cute!


70 posted on 04/18/2008 10:28:19 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lucky9teen

I am saying this as a woman: I can’t believe women get so upset and jerked out to shape when their spouses forget their birthday. It is so unnecessary and a waist of time, energy, and emotion.

Ladies, try some of these ideas a couple of days before that birthday by annoucing to your spouse:

1. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and I have booked us a trip around the world as a celebration.

2. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and you have on order for me (name a very expensive car) to be delivered on that date.

3. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and I have set aside $20,000 of the most beautiful jewelry at (name your jewelry store). It is waiting for you to pick it up for me. You will love it.

4. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and I have chosen a couple of full-length fur coats. Here are the photos. Do you like the mink or the Chinchilla? Hmmmm…maybe I will take both. How does that sound?

Etc.

Ladies. Quit feeling sorry for yourselves. You will avoid getting your feelings hurt (which you will tell the world for the rest of your life) and you will avoid a stupid fight on your birthday.

Happy birthday, Lucky9teen.


71 posted on 04/18/2008 10:39:37 AM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: Lucky9teen

HowManyOfMe.com
Logo There are
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?


72 posted on 04/18/2008 10:45:36 AM PDT by JewishRighter (Why, oh Why can't it be Hunter???)
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To: Lucky9teen

I am back now......

I been over on another thread about MY congresswoman....Sue Myrick.....who I voted for..... wants to yank Jimmy Carter’s passport.

LOVE IT!


73 posted on 04/18/2008 10:50:33 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: envisio

Logan Act


74 posted on 04/18/2008 10:55:43 AM PDT by RioSmith (www.riosmith.net)
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To: Lady Jag
What was the most commonly repeated word in the sixties?

(snort...cough...)...here...

75 posted on 04/18/2008 10:56:15 AM PDT by acad1228 (This election will be a South Park conundrum)
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To: Lucky9teen

You seem to need to replace your rum collection. They are nearly dry.

By the way, since I live in the Rep of Panama, we get some great Cuban rum directly from Cuba. It may be the only good thing left they export.

Oh wait! I’m wrong! For you cigar lovers, we also get their cigars.


76 posted on 04/18/2008 11:00:17 AM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: acad1228
Your Birthdate: April 19
You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.
You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.
Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others.
You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.

Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence

Your weakness: Suspicion of others

Your power color: Eggplant

Your power symbol: Spade

Your power month: October
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

77 posted on 04/18/2008 11:02:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
I'll take some Rum...sure...

I'd also like some of this

I came across it as I was researching my daughters name
78 posted on 04/18/2008 11:04:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: acad1228

Well, I had a little fun with a lib at lunch.

There is a new chick here at work...from Vermont, I think. I can tell she’s lib because she wears those small square libchick glasses.

I was heating up my lunch and she was standing by the trashcan with an empty water bottle.

“Do you guys have a plastic recycling bin?”

I said, (in my hickest southern accent possible) “Nah, we usually just fill them up with gas and throw them in the creek out back”

You shoulda seen the look on her face...LOL!


79 posted on 04/18/2008 11:04:25 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)

I don’t like cigarettes. But I’ll take one of them stogies.


80 posted on 04/18/2008 11:18:29 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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