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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
Posted on 04/18/2008 5:59:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
My birthday is tomorrow (the 19th), so I'm havin' a party!!!
I got the food and drinks...
And the DJ is settin' up...getting ready for ya'll to get on the dance floor...
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are a cheese.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Im at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Just remember, once youre over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 420; birthday; ofst; sillines
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To: acad1228
I thought that was “’ere man” 8^)
To: Lucky9teen
My sincere apologies. I guess Miss Monroe never sang to Jackie O.
To: Lucky9teen
I am unique... Heh... my wife is even more unique. There is no one in the US with her name. Seems no one has her first name.
I wonder who the hell she is... ;-)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/19/2008 10:02:02 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Conservo Tribe Name: Soars with Eagles aka We're so screwed)
To: Lucky9teen
What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures
Your power color: Hot pink
Your power symbol: Figure eight
Your power month: March
They missed it on every count. (Only by about 180 degrees. though.) If I was what that said, I wouldn't be browsing singles' threads.
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posted on
04/19/2008 2:38:01 PM PDT
by
LantzALot
(That's me: a typical white person, bitter and clinging ...)
To: Lady Jag
Alright, you guys. You're probably going to make fun of me over this; but here goes...
Don't you worry about giving out your info to those "What your name/birthday/etc means" sites?
It's probably just me; but they seem to be collectin' a lot of stuff about a lot of folks on those sites.
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posted on
04/19/2008 3:18:43 PM PDT
by
bannie
(clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
To: bannie
It’s hard to keep your privacy these days so I figure I might as well make it hard for them. Big Brother probably has us all pegged, anyway.
107
posted on
04/19/2008 5:45:05 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Lucky9teen
PLEASE remove me from your list. I’ve asked you to quit spamming me with images before.
108
posted on
04/21/2008 8:12:46 AM PDT
by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: sam_paine
109
posted on
04/21/2008 8:22:52 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: Lucky9teen
Does this mean my uncle died and noone told me?!?!?
110
posted on
04/21/2008 8:17:13 PM PDT
by
MacDorcha
(Arm yourself!)
To: Lucky9teen; retrokitten
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posted on
04/22/2008 11:05:09 AM PDT
by
SuzanneWeeks
(Someone stole my tag line. $1000 reward for its safe return)
To: martin_fierro
Crap! I just watched it - I get it now - FANTASTIC!
112
posted on
05/29/2008 6:53:06 PM PDT
by
Sax
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