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Angry programmers riot, shouting 'Death to India'
The Daily Redundancy ^

Posted on 03/14/2008 11:46:02 AM PDT by chordmaster

SAN JOSE, CA (TDR) - Hundreds of angry programmers took to the streets burning Indian flags, and chanting anti-Indian slogans after Wednesday morning production meetings. The protesters - mostly young males - have reached a boiling point after years of technological imperialism and failed Indian programming policies. Busy midday traffic came to a halt as this once proud high-tech mecca was transformed into raging, socially-challenged powder keg of humanity...

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor
KEYWORDS: computers; h1bvisa; india; offshoring; outsourcing; programmers; satire; siliconvalley
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To: ari-freedom
they also care about their education, unlike most fruits of our public school system

*That* I can agree with. I have both onshore and offshore employees. Amazingly, the offshore ones who speak Spanish as their primary language have a better command of English than those educated in the US public school system (FL). I see this regularly.

61 posted on 03/14/2008 4:28:22 PM PDT by The Duke (I have met the enemy, and he is named 'Apathy'!)
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To: MrB
I've always wanted to respond back to one of these Indian tech support types who claim through a thick accent that "Allo, plis, my nam ees Bobby", with a Southern redneck twang, saying, "Well, howdy there y'all, my name is San-jay-uh".

Cheers!

62 posted on 03/14/2008 4:29:01 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Hunble; Alamo-Girl
Coming from *you*, Humble, that says a lot.

Well, Alamo...
Details, please?

Cheers!

63 posted on 03/14/2008 4:30:59 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: The Duke; ari-freedom
the offshore ones ... have a better command of English than those educated in the US

That's interesting. I'm a pretty experienced developer myself (11 years) and under no circumstance has this ever been true for me. I doubt I could refer to it as a "command of English" really.

64 posted on 03/14/2008 4:33:49 PM PDT by SwankyC
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To: The Duke
I live across the street from my local high school. This week, I asked their biology teacher if he could help me out.

If you filter some buttermilk, you will get a solution of lactic acid and water. The lactic acid is what makes the milk sour.

I needed a very small amount of lactic acid to clarify microscopic organisms for study under my microscope.

So, I asked if the chemistry or biology departments of the school could spare 1 ml of this chemical. They could supervise their students using a pipette, as they introduced 0.3 ml of lactic acid into my prepared vials.

I got a lecture about illegal drugs and how they could never supply chemicals to anyone.

65 posted on 03/14/2008 4:37:37 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: grey_whiskers
Alamo Girl will never understand why she has earned my respect.

The difference between a programmer and a software engineer, is how you think.

She has earned my respect. Not for her software (although that was outstanding) but how she used her knowledge of software to change things.

66 posted on 03/14/2008 4:48:20 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: w1andsodidwe
They actually threw out one acronym "MVC" and said if you didn't know what it meant, you probably didn't belong there.

Sounds like my kind of crowd...

67 posted on 03/14/2008 4:52:34 PM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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To: NCjim
Sounds like my kind of crowd...

Other than MVC as "Microsoft Visual C++" programmer, I have no clue what MVC would be.

68 posted on 03/14/2008 4:55:04 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: Hunble
My guess would be the move character instruction, as in

MVC DDD(LL,B),DDD(B)

(IBM S/360 and above assembly language)

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

69 posted on 03/14/2008 4:58:59 PM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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To: Hunble
Programmer == "bang on the task with this code or feature to get it done"

Engineer == "break the problem itself to smaller parts and decide the best approach and the best tool, *then* code it up"

Full Disclosure:

QA == "why don't you people ever finish before the deadline? Now *I've* got to stay up all night and still not finish testing it."

Manager == "That's *it* ? This doesn't look too hard. In fact, this could have been done in half the time by the offshore resources."

(Bangs head).

Cheers!

70 posted on 03/14/2008 5:01:34 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: NCjim
Darn, my very first computer was the IBM 360!

But MVC DDD(LL,B),DDD(B) has me rather stumped.

When prorammers invented a decent assembly language, we changed the world!

71 posted on 03/14/2008 5:01:44 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: grey_whiskers
Engineer == "break the problem itself to smaller parts and decide the best approach and the best tool, *then* code it up"

Six months later, my software is working and my company is making a profit.

Damn proud to be called a Software Engineer!

72 posted on 03/14/2008 5:04:31 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: Hunble
Consider yourself highly commendedTM, sir.

(Ever notice we didn't need as much QA before the advent of Microsoft and before outsourcing? Many more practitioners considered themselves "master craftsmen" instead of "script kiddies" -- that, and when you only have 8K of RAM, you *have* to be elegant.)

Cheers!

73 posted on 03/14/2008 5:07:10 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
these Indian tech support types who claim through a thick accent that "Allo, plis, my nam ees Bobby"

In some other cultures it's not unusual for people to take an "English name." I am not certain how "official" this is, but it's something they seem to do but once -- names are very important there.

A few years ago I advised a young Chinese mainlander woman I'd met over there (she was my translator) on her proposed choice of name -- her given name was Shanshan and she wondered if "Shannon" would be a good English name. When I told her about the beautiful region in Ireland, she was delighted and took it -- I even recorded my speaking it and e-mailed it so she could pronounce it like an American.

(Somebody in her family was "good at names" and she suggested enlisting this person's help in finding a good Chinese name for me... but then she got married and disappeared. Oh well.)

The other of my translators took a name that sounds English but isn't. I'm guessing she'd been a bit of rebel, but was now in the position of explaining her "English" name.

A slightly older (~30) Chinese colleague took the name Cyrus sometime between my visit to China and his visit to America. When I remarked on the greatness associated with the name of Cyrus (the Persian king), well, let's just say he scored high points with his (presumed) girlfriend who was here with him. This was a Biblical name of power, wisdom and kindness -- he must have done a lot of research. (Both the Jews and the Persians honor Cyrus.)

The upshot? In his culture your tech support type might very well be "Bobby" (or "Robert"). I wouldn't mock him.

74 posted on 03/14/2008 5:07:36 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: grey_whiskers
Giggle, I always consider that my software has an 8K limit.

That is why is runs so darn fast.

People are stunned when I email my boss a change of the software, when a customers needed something specialized.

A 128k program can do all that?

Obviously, I refuse to do the "bells and whistles" of today's software. I make it do what the customers wanted.

75 posted on 03/14/2008 5:15:25 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: sionnsar
The upshot? In his culture your tech support type might very well be "Bobby" (or "Robert"). I wouldn't mock him.

If I were interacting with a citizen of another country, *in* their own country, I'd be more inclined to look for your scenario playing out.

Except, here I was talking about tech support, where the "English" name is a pseudonym used in an attempt to fool me into thinking that I'm dealing with someone who
a) shares my culture
b) has a clue
c) gives a flying leap.

I have had tech support people tell me directly that I had called the wrong number for my question, but that they would (condescending, mock-gracious tone like John Kerry) would connect me to the right number. And that, after I read the instructions for dialing from the computer's own instruction sheet, fresh out of the packing box.

And the problem is, I didn't have any say in how my customer service was handled -- *all* the companies did this at the same time, lemming-like, so that the C-level execs could have more time and $$ to spend on their own Kristins.

Full Disclosure: Government workers suck, too. But at least there is no pretense in that case.

Cheers!

76 posted on 03/14/2008 5:17:26 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Hunble
The instruction is a storage-to-storage instruction, capable of moving up to 256 bytes from the storage location at the address specified by the second operand to the storage location at the address specified by the first operand.

Storage is fetched one byte at a time from left to right. Knowing this, back when storage was at more of a premium than processor cycles, you could set 256 bytes of storage to blanks with two instructions:

MVI 0(R2),C' '
MVC 1(255,R2),0(R2)

Kind of grows on you, doesn't it? :-)

77 posted on 03/14/2008 5:18:18 PM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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To: sionnsar
Please do not get me wrong.

Every programmer that I have worked with from Russia, India or China has been a pleasure to work with. They know what they are doing.

However, there is something "spacial" about how U.S. software engineers think. Impossible to quantify, but there is a difference.

For a programmer from another country, they must do exactly as they are told.

People like me, give the boss the finger and make the software work!

78 posted on 03/14/2008 5:21:34 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: NCjim
MVI 0(R2),C' '

MVC 1(255,R2),0(R2)

Now THAT I recognized!

79 posted on 03/14/2008 5:23:28 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: Hunble
Great - so in storage the instructions are:

92402000
D2FE20012000

Like riding a bicycle...

80 posted on 03/14/2008 5:29:55 PM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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